| Jon: Let's do something. Garfield: Again?! We did something last week!
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| Jon: Oh, Garfield. *Камера* Джон: Ох, Гарфилд
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| Jon: I had a really, really good day! Garfield: That guy sure looked a lot like Jon
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| Radio: So ask yourself... What is the difference between a winner and a loser? A winner does not scream into his security blanket Jon: Oops Garfield: Loser
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| Jon: Sometimes dreams do come true. Garfield: Z. Nope, you're still not a pepperoni pizza.
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| Jon: My Aunt Edna had a bad habit. She was a finger licker. But not her own. Garfield: A lonely, lonely woman.
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| Jon: Why does everything go wrong?! Oh, yeah.
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| Jon: See my wallet photos, Garfield? One of Liz...one of you and Odie... and Mary Everest Boole Garfield: The inventor of string art
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| Jon: The universe is enormous Garfield: Big deal. Tell me something interesting. Like, how much of it is frosting?
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| Garfield: YAWN! Jon: Bored? Garfield: Boring?
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| Jon: Not all cats are lazy you know, Garfield. Garfield: I agree. There are also the liars.
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| Jon: You know who's a good kisser? Garfield: No. Jon: Liz. You know HOW I know? Garfield: How come we never discuss sports?!
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| Jon: Someday I'd like to walk on the moon Garfield: Cool. Bring back a pizza with extra cheese
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| Garfield: Whenever I'm having a bad day... I like to spend some time with Jon. Jon: I don't think that these are my shoes...
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| Jon: Oh, yeah! I'm eating cereal straight out of the box! Garfield: There must be a full moon.
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| Garfield: I'm the last person to tell you what's wrong with this world Jon: Accordion players rule! Garfield: But, I have my suspicions Гарфилд: Я далеко не эксперт, чтобы говорить вам, что не так с этим миром Джон: ГАРМОНИСТЫ РУЛЯТ! Гарфилд: Но у меня есть подозрения
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| Jon: I have feelings. Garfield: No, you don't. Jon: I really do. Garfield: Oh, no, you don't! Jon: But I don't like to talk about them. Garfield: Oh, that's okay then.
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| Garfield: So long! Have a good day! I'll miss you! Jon: The pizza guy gets a better send-off than I do Garfield: You don't bring me pepperoni
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| Bee: You smell like a flower Garfield: Change our soap *SMACK!»
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| Garfield: I've been tossing and turning all night. I just cannot get to sleep. Time to get a more comfortable owner
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| Jon: My arm is killing me! Garfield: What happened? Jon: I arm-wrestled my old gym teacher and lost badly! Garfield: Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world. Jon: And I had Miss Bryant right to here! Garfield: Okay, it's the end of the world.
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| Jon: You went back to bed? Garfield: Everything seemed under control.
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| Jon: What can I get Liz for her birthday? Garfield: Tuna! Jon: Maybe flowers Garfield: You obviously know nothing about women Джон: Что бы подарить Лиз на день рождения? Гарфилд: Тунец! Джон: Пожалуй, цветы Гарфилд: Похоже, ты совершенно не знаешь женщин
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| Jon: The world will remember my name! ...Uh... Jon! Garfield: I knew you could do it!
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| Garfield: Z. Jon: Hey, Garfield! Welcome to the 29th century! Garfield: Give me just five more decades.
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| Jon: It's still winter.
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| Jon: I am a proud man! A VERY proud man. But do not ask me why Garfield: I was not going to
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| Garfield: I'm bored. Jon: It says here that boredom can spawn a more active imagination. Garfield: Interesting. Oh, great. Now I'm hungry, too.
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| Garfield: Sometimes I wonder if I eat too much. But then sometimes I wonder if I'm not eating enough. Jon: What are you doing, Garfield? Garfield: Research.
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| Jon: Diet time. Garfield: Might as well. We're out of food.
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| Garfield: Z. Jon: Garfield, you're sleeping your life away! I could use some help. Garfield: Cool. Do you want me to sleep yours away, too?
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| Garfield: I resolve to cut my shedding in half.
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| Jon: Observe, Garfield...the new, conservative, fashionable me! Style and class. What more does a guy need? Garfield: Um... Pants?
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| Garfield: Z Jon: Garfield! Lunchtime! Garfield: Z Jon: Are you ever going to get here? Garfield: Hold on, only two naps away
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| Jon: Liz and I are having an argument Garfiel: So? Jon: And I'd love to end it... Garfiel: You DO know what to do, don't you? Jon: But I have no idea what it's about! Garfiel: Tell her she's right
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| Phone: Ring, Ring Jon: Hmmm... Phone: Ring Jon: I've forgotten how to use that thing Garfield: And time marches on
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| Jon: Garfield, would you like to go jogging with me? Garfield: No
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| Garfield: *SLURRRRK* Ahhhhhhhh. Needs more cat food
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| Jon: Does life get any better than this, Garfield? I hope so Garfield: It had better Джон: Будет ли жизнь когда-нибудь лучше, чем теперь, Гарфилд? Надеюсь Гарфилд: Хорошо бы
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| Jon: GARFIELD! Garfield: He who eats first, eats best
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| Garfield: Z Jon: Hey, Garfield! Today is national cartoonists day! Garfield: You woke me for that?!
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| Garfield: Ants are eating my candy bar! Jon: You should learn something new every day, Garfield Garfield: Ants are crunchy
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| Jon: Don't you have anything to do? Garfield: Yes, I do. I'm binge-watching the ceiling
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| Jon: You lie there while I do everything around here Garfield: Finally a plan we can all get behind!
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| Garfield: I've decided I don't want to make a big deal out of my birthday this year. Now that I'm older and wiser, I'm realizing the things that mean the most to me... A dump truck full of presents and ginormous cake are all I really need Jon: You're drooling
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| Jon: Look, Garfield! I found a lucky horseshoe! *KNOCK KNOCK* Garfield: There's a horse with a limp at the door, and he doesn't look happy
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| Jon: With age comes wisdom. *Sign* I'd rather have a new television Garfield: That's very wise
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| Jon: Wouldn't it be great if we could travel back in time? I'd go back to my first day of kindergarden. This time I'd KNOW where the little boy's room was before it was too late Garfield: I'd travel back before this conversation took place
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