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garfield: come on garfield, snap out of this deep blue funk. So what if a dog moved in...
Garfield: you can handle it. cheer up
Garfield: take me now, lord!


garfield: Ten billion dogs in this world, and I get tweedledee the wonder dummy.


Odie: WOOF!
Garfield: BARK!
Odie: Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!


Garfield: Poor me. Sigh... A big, vicious, brute of a dog has moved into MY home...
*GRAB! Whap whap whap whap whap whap whap dribble dribble dribble PUNT*
Garfield: How will I ever survive?


garfield: We cats are the source of many myths...
garfield: The saying «nervous as a cat», is an old wive's tale
garfield: Not to mention a cat always lands on his feet


garfield: Gotta keep my strength up


Garfield: A diet. Jon has me on a diet. When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean


garfield: all dogs should be banned from our country...
garfield: They are noisy, silly, sloppy, rude...
Garfield: and they'e rusting our nation's fire hydrants .


garfield: tum, dee-dum. dee-dum
garfield: If it weren't for my naturally sweet nature, I'd make life rough for that dog.


garfield: If god had intended for dogs to bark, he would have given them roots and leaves.


*Zzzzz*
Odie: BARK!
Garfield: Now that I'm up.. I might as well have breakfast


Garfield: oh well... I guess a cat is entitled to let down on his defenses once in his life


*ZIP!*
Garfield: That hurt me more than it did him


Garfield: Hmmmm... One canister is doggie biscuts and the other is kitty munchies, but I forgot which is which
*WHAM!*


Garfield: Sniff hack cough wheeze sniff hack cough wheeze
Гарфилд: Шмыг кхе хрип сип шмыг кхе хрип сип


garfield: Darn
Garfield: that was too easy


garfield: when odie comes by I'm going to round off that pointy head of his
garfield: how can you win against someone who doesn't even know the rules of the game?


garfield: I'm not known for my compassion


garfield: this year I resolve to be nicer to dogs
garfield: Maybe I'll cut down on lasagna instead


Garfield: I was feeling pretty punk about having to wear this sweater... Until I say Odie's new outfit


*Snicker snicker*
*HARF! HARF! HARF!*


Garfield: I suppose I should learn to like Odie. But I just can't respect anyone who turns around three times to lie down


*Bark! Bark! Bark!*
Garfield: That's good enough
*Screee POOMP!*
Garfield: Thanks for the excercise
*PUNT!*


*Pat pat pat pat*
Garfield: You didn't see that


*CRASH!*
Garfield: It's amazing the fun you can have with a hoop


Garfield: Gee, I'd almost forgotten how much fun it is to hang on the old screen door
*SLAM!*
Garfield: And I'd completely forgotten about the pain


Garfield: This is too good to be true. That WAS too good to be true


*SMACK!*
Garfield: I hate patio doors


Garfield: Let's talk about dogs... What are dogs? Are they vegetable or mineral?
Гарфилд: Поговорим о собаках... Что такое собаки? Они овощи или минералы?


Garfield: The caped avenger sees an evil dog. The caped avenger springs into action. The caped avenger hurts himself
Гарфилд: Мститель в накидке видит злобную собаку. Мститель в накидке бросается в бой. Мститель в накидке сам себя калечит


Garfield: It's a myth that cats are high-strung
Odie: BARK
Garfield: There's a lot of truth in those old myths
Гарфилд: То, что коты пугливы - это миф
Оди: ГАВ
Гарфилд: Но в старых мифах очень много правды




Garfield: POOF
Гарфилд: ПУФ


Garfield: What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You get a stupid cat


*Scratch scratch scratch scratch*
*Scratch scratch scratch scratch*


*TIP*
*ТЫК*


*Waka waka waka waka waka waka*
*Блям блям блям блям блям блям*


Garfield: Every day it's the same boring food, same boring people, same boring routine...
Odie: Rrrr.
Garfield: ...same boring fights.


*chomp! gulp gobble*
*plick!*
Jon: ODIE!


*Pat pat pat*
*PUNT!*


Garfield: Fetch, boy. Obedient... Not very bright, but obedient
Гарфилд: Принеси. Послушный... Не особо сообразительный, но послушный


*BOP!*
*WHANGO*
Garfield: Nobody beats up on Odie but me.


Garfield: Maybe Jon's right. Maybe I am too cynical. Maybe the world isn't as stupid as I think. Nah.


Garfield: I'm the kind of person who must see something to believe it. Yup, Newton was right.






Garfield: Ah ah ah. WAH-CHOO!









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