Нашлось 70 стрипов с набором тегов
Гарфилдпаук


стр.12

Garfield: Spiders are curious insects to see. Their webs are really neat. But how do they weave them elaborately, when all they have is feet?


Garfield: Why, hello there, little spider. Here, make yourself at home. Share my food, my bed... My library
*WHUMP!*


*WHAP!*
*ШМЯК!*


*Squish*
*пыщь*


*KA-CHUNK!*
*click*


*whack!*


*THOT*
Garfield: Spiders seem to have gotten faster as I've grown older.


Garfield: Higher... Higher... Perfect!
*Bidditty bidditty bidditty bidditty*


Garfield: Peg leg.


*Click*
Spider: Yeeeeooow!!!
*Щёлк*
Паук: Йаааауууу!!!


Garfield: Fore!
*whock!*


Garfield: Spider pushups.


*YOING OING OING OING*
Spider: Whoo! What a night!
Garfield: Happy New Year


Spider: Hmmm. «Scorpio: travel highlights your immediate future».
*WHACK*
Паук: Хммм... «Скорпионы: в ближайшее вермя вас ожидает путешествие»
*ШМЯК*


Spider: Hi! I'm new around here. My name's Myron. Put 'er there!
Garfield: This is a good day


Garfield: What do spiders do for fun?
Spider: Well, me, I like to read.
Garfield: Knock yourself out.


Garfield: This is a little game I call «Boo-Whack». BOO!!
Spider: EEK!
*WHACK*


Garfield: How's the wife and kids?
Spider: You SQUISHED them yesterday!
Garfield: Oh...yeah. This is what's known as an «awkward moment».


Garfield: Hmmm. I don't remember squashing those spiders...
Spider 1: Is he gone?
Spider 2: Yeah.
Spider 1: Frank, you're a genius!
Spider 2: You do what you have to.


Spider: Hey, cat, what didja get on your pizza?
Garfield: BURRRRP. Garlic
Паук: Эй, кот, с чем у тебя пицца?
Гарфилд: РРЫЫЫГ. С чесноком


Garfield: Funny, I don't remember swatting a spider


spider: hey, cat...
Spider: I've been thinking a lot about my mortality lately
garfield: Oh?
spider: Yeah, is the afterlife a continuation of the journey of one's spirit, or is it more of an ephemeral thing?...
spider: could it be a new beginning?...A portal to a new and better place?
Garfield: see any bright light?
spider: no...just lots of starts and birdies


Spider: I was bored
Garfield: Reeeally bored
Паук: Мне было скучно
Гарфилд: Оооочень скучно


Spider: Oooh! You must be the cat with the rolled-up newspaper!
*SMACK*
Spider: I thought he was one of those urban legends.


Spider: I hear you're having a birthday. What should I get an old geezer like you?
Garfield: How about a coaster with legs?
Spider: Very clever.


*Boing!*
Garfield: Got a trampoline for Christmas


Spider: !
*digga digga digga*


*Fooh*
*Пфуу*




Computer: You have mail.
*click*
«Dear Spider, 3...2...1...»


Spider #1: Woo-ee, Vern! Lookee at that cat!
Spider #2: Great goshamighty, Gomer! He's a BIG 'un!
Spider #1: Take my pitchur with it, Gomer!
Spider #2: Smile an' say «pork rinds»! One more, Vern...he moved.


Spider: Hey, DIRTBAG! Yeah, YOU, king ugly! You're so ugly, you make onions cry! You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat by phone! And by the way, stupidville called...they need you to pose for the town statue!
*WHACK*
Garfield: Open mic night is getting out of hand.
Spider: Is this thing on?


Spider: HO! HO! HO! I'm SPIDER CLAUS! I HOPE YOU GET UNDERWEAR!


Spider: Hello, I'm a cat. And gee, I wonder what time it is?! Oh, that's right...it's time to smack the spider! Because I have no life!
Garfield: Attitude adjustment time.


Spider: Why don't you love me anymore, Brenda?
*whop*
Brenda: You've changed.


*SMACK!*
Spider #1: Guess what happened to me?
Spider #2: OH, GEE. LET ME THINK...
*ШМЯК!*
Паук №1: Угадай, что со мной такое?
Паук №2: ДАЖЕ НЕ ЗНАЮ, ДАЙ-КА ПОДУМАТЬ...


Garfield: Swat!
Spider: Aaahhh! Not funny!


Spider: I've got the Christmas spirit! How about you?! Fah la la la la! Woo hoo! Woo hoo! 'Tis the season to... MAY ALL YOUR BATTERIES NOT BE INCLUDED!!!


Spider: Swatting spiders is wrong!
*SMACK*
Spider: Not to mention unattractive. HEY!


Garfield: You know what I hate? I hate spiders.
Spider: Oh, me, too!
Garfield: You ARE a spider.
Spider: I mean all those other guys.


Garfield: If spiders didn't exist, who would care?
Spider: Hel-LO?!... My mom!


Spider: It's not eacy being a spider
Garfield: How so?
Spider: Five of my knees hurt
Garfield: Ouch


Spider Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho! It's me, again... Spider Claus!
*SMACK*
Spider Claus: AND MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS COOKIES HAVE RAISINS!
Спайдер Клаус: Хо! Хо! Хо! Это снова я... Спайдер Клаус!
*ШМЯК*
Спайдер Клаус: ДА ЧТОБ У ТЕБЯ ВСЕ РОЖДЕСТВЕНСКИЕ ПЕЧЕНЬЯ БЫЛИ С ИЗЮМОМ!


Garfield: Here comes the spider!
Spider: VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Garfield: When did he get a scooter?
Гарфилд: Приближается паук!
Паук: УИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИ
Гарфилд: Откуда у него скутер?


Spider: My wife is making us go vegetarian. Last night, we had tofu fly
Garfield: I'd swat you, but you've already suffered enough
Spider: You said it, bro
Паук: Моя жена хочет сделать нас вегетарианцами. Вчера вечером мы ели муху из тофу
Гарфилд: Я бы тебя прихлопнул, но ты уже и так достаточно страдал
Паук: Не то слово, бро


Garfield: And I thought MY Christmas list was long
Гарфилд: А я думал, что это МОЙ список подарков на Рождество длинный


*Cough! Cough! Cough!*
Spider: HAAAAACK!! Sorry, got a fly caught in my throat
Garfield: That's gross!




Spider: I have a new girlfriend. Here's a picture!
Garfield: Uh... Cute
Spider: What can I say? I'm a leg man


Garfield: I've always wondered... How do spiders greet one another?
Spider: What do you mean?
Garfield: Do ypu shake hands?
Spider: Nope. Takes too long
Гарфилд: Всегда было интересно... Как пауки друг друга приветствуют?
Паук: В каком смысле?
Гарфилд: Вы руки друг другу жмёте?
Паук: Нет. Слишком долго



стр.12

Яндекс.Метрика