 | jon: Never trust a smiling cat
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 | Jon: Garfield! Why would you ever want to catch that fish? Garfield: Some people LOVE cats for what they ARE... And some people ARE cats for what they LOVE.
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 | Jon: Aren't pet stores fascinating, Garfield? the cute hamsters. The canaries, the tropical fish. Garfield? GARFIELD?!! Oh, there you are. Come on. Let's go home for lunch. Garfield: No thanks. I just ate.
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 | Garfield: I can stare anything down. Jon: Uh, Garfield. Fish can't blink. Garfield: Now he tells me...now that my eyeballs are all dried out.
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 | Jon: Garfield, if you mess with my new fish, you'll regret it Garfield: What's so regrettable about a little seafood snack? Jon's going to pay for this
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 | Garfield: Happy people must know something we don't Jon: What's this? Why, thank you, Garfield. Dog food?! Quick! Gimme something to drink! Hot sauce! I'm burning up! Goldfish water! Antidote! Antidote! Arrrgh! Anchovies!! Garfield: This could go on for days.
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 | Jon: GARFIELD!!! Stop scaring the goldfish! Джон: ГАРФИЛД!!! Хватит золотую рыбку пугать!
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 | Garfield: Burp Jon: Garfield, where's my goldfish? Garfield: Uh, we did lunch Jon: There's nothing in the bowl! Garfield: Just like him to skip out on the check Гарфилд: Рыг Джон: Гарфилд, где моя золотая рыбка?! Гарфилд: А, у нас тут был обед Джон: В аквариуме пусто! Гарфилд: Это в её духе - улизнуть, когда приносят счёт
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 | Garfield: Come to papa! Fish: AYIEEEE! Jon: I see you've met my mongolian screaming carp. Garfield: You're going to have to sleep sometime.
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 | Fish: Walking against the wind. Trapped in a box. Leaning against nothing. Jon: Oh, Garfield. Garfield: Yes? Jon: Have you seen my new mongolian mime fish? Garfield: I caught his dinner show. Jon: You have rouge on your teeth.
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 | john: you ate one of my goldfish! JOhn: Now this one will be sad and lonely! garfield: Just sad John: Garfield
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 | John: Garfield, have you met my new goldfish? Garfield: Why yes, I...
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 | Jon: Garfield! Why is there a fish in your dish?! *sploosh!* Garfield: I'm returning him to his natural habitat ...My stomach.
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 | Fish: You can't hurt ME, pal...I'm a PUFFER fish! *fffffff* *phhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt*
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 | Jon: Did you meet my great white guppy? Garfield: We met. Nice guy. I'll be moving now... Джон: Видел моего большого белого гуппи? Гарфилд: Ага. Отличный парень. Я пакую вещи...
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 | Jon: See this fish, Garfield? This is the last fish I'm buying. Jon: Understand what I'm saying? Garfield: I should savor it?
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