Выпуск комикса за 06 октября 2002 года

Оригинальный текст:

Jon: WHY don't you ever listen to me?
Garfield: Huh?
Jon: WHY don't you ever agree with me?
Garfield: That's not true.
Jon: WHY don't you show me any respect?
Garfield: I do...bonehead.
Jon: WHY don't you ever show affection?
Garfield: Catch me around a mirror sometime.
Jon: WHY do you cause me so much grief?!
Garfield: Because I'm a cat.
Jon: And WHY do I still love you anyway?
Garfield: See previous answer.