Выпуск комикса за 01 июля 1984 года
Оригинальный текст:
Jon: I believe you're gaining weight, Garfield.
Garfield: I believe your eyeballs are shrinking.
Jon: Look at that soft belly.
Garfield: That's just water retention.
Jon: Now why do you suppose you're looking larger?
Garfield: An optical illusion?
Jon: The older you get, the bigger you get.
Garfield: Bigger-boned maybe.
Jon: You're fat, Garfield.
Garfield: I am not fat! My center of gravity is just getting lower.
Jon: I believe you're gaining weight, Garfield.
Garfield: I believe your eyeballs are shrinking.
Jon: Look at that soft belly.
Garfield: That's just water retention.
Jon: Now why do you suppose you're looking larger?
Garfield: An optical illusion?
Jon: The older you get, the bigger you get.
Garfield: Bigger-boned maybe.
Jon: You're fat, Garfield.
Garfield: I am not fat! My center of gravity is just getting lower.