| Liz: Say, «ah,» Garfield. I'll take your temperature if you don't say, «ah». Garfield: Ah.
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| Liz: Jon told me this diet has been pretty hard on you. I just wanted to stop by and offer my moral support. Where's my purse? Garfield: I ate it.
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| Liz: Garfield, we need to talk about your jealousy issue... What can I say to make you feel better? Garfield: «I brought kitty treats» would be a good start.
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| Liz: I don't want you to be jealous of me, Garfield. Don't you think it's possible for you and me to share Jon? Garfield: Well...okay. You take the half that kisses, and I'll take the half that feeds.
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| Jon: Okay, I'm ready to go out! Liz: NO plaid. Jon: How about now? Liz: NO tie-dye. I told you, NO ugly ANYTHING. Garfield: Poof! There went the whole wardrobe.
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| lady: what pretty snow...it looks just like a powdered sugar falling on french toast garfield: don't wait up
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| Liz: Jon had a little accident. He was walking from the car with the pizza and tripped Garfield: Oh, no! Is the pizza okay?!
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| Liz: SIGH *Pet pet pet pet* Garfield: My super power Лиз: ЭХ *Чёс чёс чёс чёс* Гарфилд: Моя суперспособность
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| Liz: Garfield, I downloaded an app to Jon's phone... «Tofu to you»! With the push of a button, you get tofu delivered! What do you think? *DELETE* Лиз: Гарфилд, я скачала на телефон Джона приложение... «Тофу для тебя»! Нажимаешь кнопку, и тебе привозят тофу! Что думаешь? *УДАЛИТЬ*
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| Liz: How are you today, Garfield? Garfield: Uh... What answer can I give that won't lead to a checkup? Лиз: Как ты себя сегодня чувствуешь, Гарфилд? Гарфилд: Эм... Как мне надо ответить, чтобы ответ не привёл к осмотру?
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| Liz: I like it when you stare at me, Garfield Garfield: Well, that ruins it
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| Liz: Garfield... Pizza is not a healthy breakfast *Munch munch munch* Garfield: It is when the other choises are french fries of frosting Лиз: Гарфилд... Пицца - это не здоровый завтрак *Мням мням мням* Гарфилд: Всё лучше, чем картофель фри с глазурью
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| Liz: Cats shouldn't eat donuts Garfield: What does Liz know... You can't DRINK them!
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