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ГарфилдЛиз


Liz: Say, «ah,» Garfield. I'll take your temperature if you don't say, «ah».
Garfield: Ah.


Liz: Jon told me this diet has been pretty hard on you. I just wanted to stop by and offer my moral support. Where's my purse?
Garfield: I ate it.


Liz: Garfield, we need to talk about your jealousy issue... What can I say to make you feel better?
Garfield: «I brought kitty treats» would be a good start.


Liz: I don't want you to be jealous of me, Garfield. Don't you think it's possible for you and me to share Jon?
Garfield: Well...okay. You take the half that kisses, and I'll take the half that feeds.


Jon: Okay, I'm ready to go out!
Liz: NO plaid.
Jon: How about now?
Liz: NO tie-dye. I told you, NO ugly ANYTHING.
Garfield: Poof! There went the whole wardrobe.


lady: what pretty snow...it looks just like a powdered sugar falling on french toast
garfield: don't wait up


Liz: Jon had a little accident. He was walking from the car with the pizza and tripped
Garfield: Oh, no! Is the pizza okay?!






Liz: SIGH
*Pet pet pet pet*
Garfield: My super power
Лиз: ЭХ
*Чёс чёс чёс чёс*
Гарфилд: Моя суперспособность


Liz: Garfield, I downloaded an app to Jon's phone... «Tofu to you»! With the push of a button, you get tofu delivered! What do you think?
*DELETE*
Лиз: Гарфилд, я скачала на телефон Джона приложение... «Тофу для тебя»! Нажимаешь кнопку, и тебе привозят тофу! Что думаешь?
*УДАЛИТЬ*


Liz: How are you today, Garfield?
Garfield: Uh... What answer can I give that won't lead to a checkup?
Лиз: Как ты себя сегодня чувствуешь, Гарфилд?
Гарфилд: Эм... Как мне надо ответить, чтобы ответ не привёл к осмотру?


Liz: I like it when you stare at me, Garfield
Garfield: Well, that ruins it


Liz: Garfield... Pizza is not a healthy breakfast
*Munch munch munch*
Garfield: It is when the other choises are french fries of frosting
Лиз: Гарфилд... Пицца - это не здоровый завтрак
*Мням мням мням*
Гарфилд: Всё лучше, чем картофель фри с глазурью


Liz: Cats shouldn't eat donuts
Garfield: What does Liz know... You can't DRINK them!



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