| Garfield: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Now you try it. Dog: BARK BARK BARK! Garfield: New guy.
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| «Beware of the Dog» «Out of Order»
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| Sign: «Beware of the insulting dog» Garfield: I wonder what that means? Dog: Excuse me, SIR. When is the litter due? Garfield: Ahhh Табличка: «Осторожно, язвительная собака» Гарфилд: Интересно, что это означает Собака: Прошу прощения, СЭР. Когда ждёте потомство? Гарфилд: Аааа
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| Dog: I'm a mean dog! Garfield: But everybody LOVES you! Dog: I'm a failure. Garfield: Who's mean now?
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| «Beware of the Dog» «Beware of the Dog Breath» Dog: Now THAT hurts. Garfield: Mint?
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| Garfield: Sorry. It just doesn't work. Dog: Really? Can you be more specific? Garfield: Well... The ruffles are all wrong.
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| Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Garfield: Very impressive. Dog: Why, thank you! My new CD is available in the lobby! Garfield: What IS this world coming to?!
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| Dog: Why don't you leave? Garfield: Okay. Dog: Boy, to think of all the time I wasted barking.
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| Dog: My chain broke! I'm free! I'm free to...uh... ...Uh... Garfield: Dogs don't handle change well.
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| Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Garfield: Notice how cool I remained during your two-hour dissertation? Dog: I noticed you fell asleep at one oint Garfield: ULTRA cool!
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| «Beware of lonely dog»
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| «Lap Dog Needs Good Home» Garfield: Now THERE'S a lap I'd like to see
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| Dog: Bark Garfield: Is that it? Dog: Did I leave something out? Garfield: No, no. I guess the magic is gone...
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| Dog: Oom bah bah oom bah bah. Oom bah bah ree bop! Garfield: I was expecting to be barked at Dog: Can't I, just once, try something a little different?! Garfield: I prefer the classics Собака: Ом ба ба ом ба ба. Оом ба ба ри боп! Гарфилд: А я приготовился быть облаянным Собака: Я что, не могу хоть разок попробовать что-то чуточку другое?! Гарфилд: Я как-то классику предпочитаю
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| Garfield: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! There, how do YOU like it? Dog: Don't give up the day job
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| Sign: «Beware of Invisible Dog» Dog: Hey! Can I get a little privacy?! Garfield: I didn't see the invisible tree
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| Sign: «Beware of dog»
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| Dog: Let's just SAY I barked at you today. Garfield: Okay. Dog: Because, frankly, I have better things to do. Garfield: Same here. Dog: Z. Garfield: Z.
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| Dog: I just don't feel motivated to bark at you Garfield: I just soaked my feet in your water dish Dog: Thanks! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Garfield: Happy to do my part
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| Dog: Grrr. Aaaaaaaaaand... Wait for it... BARK! Garfield: Way to build suspense Собака: Гррр. Ииииииииииии... Погоди-погоди... ГАВ! Гарфилд: Умеешь саспенса нагнать
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| Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! And be sure to visit our website to take our survey Garfield: I hate modern dogs, too Собака: ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! И не забудьте посетить наш сайт и оставить отзыв Гарфилд: И современных собак я тоже терпеть не могу
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| Dog: Ahem... Bark Garfield: What was that? Dog: A preview of coming attractions Собака: Кхем... Гав Гарфилд: И что это было? Собака: Анонс предстоящих развлечений
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| Dog: BARK Garfield: Impressive Собака: ГАВК Гарфилд: Впечатляет
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| Dog: My teeth are scary sharp, huh? Garfield: Yeah. I'd be afraid to close my mouth Собака: Правда, у меня страшно острые зубы? Гарфилд: Ага. Мне было бы страшно пасть закрывать
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| Dog: We dogs like to chew on things Garfield: I didn't like where that conversation was going
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| Dog: Check it out... I got a longer chain for my birthday Garfield: I s that so? Собака: Зацени... Мне на день рождения подарили цепь подлиннее Гарфилд: Да неужели?
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| Garfield: Well? Dog: Bark Garfield: Must have been a rough night Гарфилд: Ну и? Собака: Гав Гарфилд: Видать, тяжёлая выдалась ночка
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| *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Dog: URK! Pulled a muscle Garfield: I keep telling you... Stretch first *ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ!* Собака: АФ! Мышцу потянул Гарфилд: А я тебе постоянно говорю... Сначала растяжка
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| Dog: This is a busy day *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Dog: And a noisy one Garfield: Can't argue with that Собака: Тяжёлый день *ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ!* Собака: И шумный Гарфилд: С этим не поспоришь
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| Dog: I am sending you some barks *Tap tap tap* Garfield: And I'm sending you some «fffts» and «rowrs» *Tap tap tap* Dog: I miss the good ol' days Garfield: Me too, brother
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| BARK! ГАВ!
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| Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! I didn't see you yesterday, so I owed you double Garfield: Lucky me
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| *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Dog: And just what are you doing? Garfield: Looking for the «off» switch
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| Garfield: Nothing can wipe the smile off my face! *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Garfield: Still smiling Dog: I know what's REALLY in cat food Garfield: Don't tell me!
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| Dog: I dream about chasing rabbits Garfield: I dream about chasing lasagna Dog: Lasagna? Garfield: Yeah, and without doing that silly leg thing you do
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| Dog: Dogs are natural leaders Garfield: Cats are natural ignorers
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| *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Dog: Pardon me Garfield: And excuse me Dog: Drank a lot of water this morning Garfield: Coffee here *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
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| Sign: Beware of dog's mom Dog's Mom: You two play nice now, you hear? Dog: Yes, mother Garfield: Yes, ma'am!
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| Dog: I'm barking with my mind Garfield: I'm leaving with my feet
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| *MOOO! MOOO! OINK! BAAAA!* Dog: Like it? I'm doing impressions now Garfield: Don't quit your day job Собака: МУУУ! МУУУ! ХРЮК! БЕЕЕ! Ну как? Я теперь занимаюсь пародией Гарфилд: Не бросай основную работу
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| Dog: Bark Garfield: That's it? Dog: To hear more, subscribe to my podcast Собака: Гав Гарфилд: И это всё? Собака: Чтобы услышать больше, подпишись на мой подкаст
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| *Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!* Garfield: How's business? Dog: Booming! Sign: Barking lessons
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| Garfield: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! Dog: It'll never replace barking Garfield: Oh, come on! Гарфилд: МЯУ! МЯУ! МЯУ! МЯУ! Собака: Это никогда не сравнится с лаем Гарфилд: Да ладно тебе!
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| Dog: I'm in a good mood today Garfield: Well, get over it *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Garfield: There you go!
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| Dog: To bark, or not to bark: that is the question *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Dog: I've been reading Shakespeare Garfield: Methink'st thou art a general offence
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| *BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!* Garfield: What's that smell? Dog: Like it? It's my new minty-fresh toilet bowl cleaner!
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