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Гарфилдсоседская собака


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Garfield: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Now you try it.
Dog: BARK BARK BARK!
Garfield: New guy.


«Beware of the Dog»
«Out of Order»


Sign: «Beware of the insulting dog»
Garfield: I wonder what that means?
Dog: Excuse me, SIR. When is the litter due?
Garfield: Ahhh
Табличка: «Осторожно, язвительная собака»
Гарфилд: Интересно, что это означает
Собака: Прошу прощения, СЭР. Когда ждёте потомство?
Гарфилд: Аааа


Dog: I'm a mean dog!
Garfield: But everybody LOVES you!
Dog: I'm a failure.
Garfield: Who's mean now?


«Beware of the Dog»
«Beware of the Dog Breath»
Dog: Now THAT hurts.
Garfield: Mint?


Garfield: Sorry. It just doesn't work.
Dog: Really? Can you be more specific?
Garfield: Well... The ruffles are all wrong.


Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Garfield: Very impressive.
Dog: Why, thank you! My new CD is available in the lobby!
Garfield: What IS this world coming to?!


Dog: Why don't you leave?
Garfield: Okay.
Dog: Boy, to think of all the time I wasted barking.


Dog: My chain broke! I'm free! I'm free to...uh... ...Uh...
Garfield: Dogs don't handle change well.


Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Garfield: Notice how cool I remained during your two-hour dissertation?
Dog: I noticed you fell asleep at one oint
Garfield: ULTRA cool!


«Beware of lonely dog»


«Lap Dog Needs Good Home»
Garfield: Now THERE'S a lap I'd like to see


Dog: Bark
Garfield: Is that it?
Dog: Did I leave something out?
Garfield: No, no. I guess the magic is gone...


Dog: Oom bah bah oom bah bah. Oom bah bah ree bop!
Garfield: I was expecting to be barked at
Dog: Can't I, just once, try something a little different?!
Garfield: I prefer the classics
Собака: Ом ба ба ом ба ба. Оом ба ба ри боп!
Гарфилд: А я приготовился быть облаянным
Собака: Я что, не могу хоть разок попробовать что-то чуточку другое?!
Гарфилд: Я как-то классику предпочитаю


Garfield: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! There, how do YOU like it?
Dog: Don't give up the day job


Sign: «Beware of Invisible Dog»
Dog: Hey! Can I get a little privacy?!
Garfield: I didn't see the invisible tree


Sign: «Beware of dog»


Dog: Let's just SAY I barked at you today.
Garfield: Okay.
Dog: Because, frankly, I have better things to do.
Garfield: Same here.
Dog: Z.
Garfield: Z.


Dog: I just don't feel motivated to bark at you
Garfield: I just soaked my feet in your water dish
Dog: Thanks! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Garfield: Happy to do my part


Dog: Grrr. Aaaaaaaaaand... Wait for it... BARK!
Garfield: Way to build suspense
Собака: Гррр. Ииииииииииии... Погоди-погоди... ГАВ!
Гарфилд: Умеешь саспенса нагнать


Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! And be sure to visit our website to take our survey
Garfield: I hate modern dogs, too
Собака: ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! И не забудьте посетить наш сайт и оставить отзыв
Гарфилд: И современных собак я тоже терпеть не могу


Dog: Ahem... Bark
Garfield: What was that?
Dog: A preview of coming attractions
Собака: Кхем... Гав
Гарфилд: И что это было?
Собака: Анонс предстоящих развлечений


Dog: BARK
Garfield: Impressive
Собака: ГАВК
Гарфилд: Впечатляет


Dog: My teeth are scary sharp, huh?
Garfield: Yeah. I'd be afraid to close my mouth
Собака: Правда, у меня страшно острые зубы?
Гарфилд: Ага. Мне было бы страшно пасть закрывать


Dog: We dogs like to chew on things
Garfield: I didn't like where that conversation was going




Dog: Check it out... I got a longer chain for my birthday
Garfield: I s that so?
Собака: Зацени... Мне на день рождения подарили цепь подлиннее
Гарфилд: Да неужели?




Garfield: Well?
Dog: Bark
Garfield: Must have been a rough night
Гарфилд: Ну и?
Собака: Гав
Гарфилд: Видать, тяжёлая выдалась ночка


*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Dog: URK! Pulled a muscle
Garfield: I keep telling you... Stretch first
*ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ!*
Собака: АФ! Мышцу потянул
Гарфилд: А я тебе постоянно говорю... Сначала растяжка


Dog: This is a busy day
*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Dog: And a noisy one
Garfield: Can't argue with that
Собака: Тяжёлый день
*ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ! ГАВ!*
Собака: И шумный
Гарфилд: С этим не поспоришь


Dog: I am sending you some barks
*Tap tap tap*
Garfield: And I'm sending you some «fffts» and «rowrs»
*Tap tap tap*
Dog: I miss the good ol' days
Garfield: Me too, brother


BARK!
ГАВ!




Dog: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! I didn't see you yesterday, so I owed you double
Garfield: Lucky me


*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Dog: And just what are you doing?
Garfield: Looking for the «off» switch


Garfield: Nothing can wipe the smile off my face!
*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Garfield: Still smiling
Dog: I know what's REALLY in cat food
Garfield: Don't tell me!




Dog: I dream about chasing rabbits
Garfield: I dream about chasing lasagna
Dog: Lasagna?
Garfield: Yeah, and without doing that silly leg thing you do


Dog: Dogs are natural leaders
Garfield: Cats are natural ignorers


*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Dog: Pardon me
Garfield: And excuse me
Dog: Drank a lot of water this morning
Garfield: Coffee here
*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*


Sign: Beware of dog's mom
Dog's Mom: You two play nice now, you hear?
Dog: Yes, mother
Garfield: Yes, ma'am!


Dog: I'm barking with my mind
Garfield: I'm leaving with my feet


*MOOO! MOOO! OINK! BAAAA!*
Dog: Like it? I'm doing impressions now
Garfield: Don't quit your day job
Собака: МУУУ! МУУУ! ХРЮК! БЕЕЕ! Ну как? Я теперь занимаюсь пародией
Гарфилд: Не бросай основную работу


Dog: Bark
Garfield: That's it?
Dog: To hear more, subscribe to my podcast
Собака: Гав
Гарфилд: И это всё?
Собака: Чтобы услышать больше, подпишись на мой подкаст


*Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!*
Garfield: How's business?
Dog: Booming!
Sign: Barking lessons


Garfield: MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
Dog: It'll never replace barking
Garfield: Oh, come on!
Гарфилд: МЯУ! МЯУ! МЯУ! МЯУ!
Собака: Это никогда не сравнится с лаем
Гарфилд: Да ладно тебе!


Dog: I'm in a good mood today
Garfield: Well, get over it
*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Garfield: There you go!


Dog: To bark, or not to bark: that is the question
*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Dog: I've been reading Shakespeare
Garfield: Methink'st thou art a general offence


*BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!*
Garfield: What's that smell?
Dog: Like it? It's my new minty-fresh toilet bowl cleaner!



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