| *Bat bat* *FWIP FWIP FWIP* Garfield: I hate mondays. *Пум пум* *ВЖИК ВЖИК ВЖИК* Гарфилд: Ненавижу понедельники.
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| Garfield: I hate Mondays
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| Garfield: Oh, goody. It's monday morning *Bring!* Garfield: I love monday mornings. You know why? Because I don't have to go to work Гарфилд: Чудесное утро понедельника *Дррынь!* Гарфилд: Обожаю понедельники. Знаете, почему? МНЕ-ТО на работу не надо!
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| *BRINNNNNG!* *SMACK!* *BOING!* Garfield: I hate Mondays.
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| Garfield: YAWN. It must be Monday.
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| Garfield: I wonder what today is? *BONK!* Garfield: Monday.
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| Garfield: It's Monday. Nothing good ever happens to me on Mondays. So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt. *SPOING!*
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| Garfield: Hello. What's this? I hate Mondays.
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| Garfield: You know it's Monday when you find sharks circling in your water bowl.
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| *SWIPE!* Garfield: I hate Mondays.
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| Garfield: I hate Mondays.
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| Garfield: OH, NO! I am DEFINITELY not getting out of bed today. Not on Monday the 13th.
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| Garfield: Maybe I wouldn't hate Mondays so much if I didn't have this calendar here to remind me Гарфилд: Может, я бы не так сильно ненавидел понедельники, если бы у меня не было календаря, напоминающего мне о них
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| Garfield: I hate Mondays. And just why do I hate Mondays? Because Mondays hate me.
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| Garfield: I hate Mondays. Maybe if I tore Mondays off the calendar there'd be no more Mondays Гарфилд: Ненавижу понедельники. Может, если бы я оторвал от календаря понедельники, их больше бы не было
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| Garfield: It's Monday morning. A cold, gray, drizzly Monday morning. Some dude with a trumpet is wailin' some blues on the radio and my breakfast is cold. It's all so perfectly depressing I can't wipe this smile off my face.
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| Garfield: Monday's don't scare me... *FOOMP* *TOIIIIIIIING* Garfield: oh,sure, they cheese me off, but they don't care me
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| Calendar: December Garfield: Yet another monday... There oughta be a law. Five mondays in a month is just wrong! Календарь: Декабрь Гарфилд: Ещё один понедельник... Должен быть какой-то закон. Пять понедельников в месяц это неправильно!
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| Garfield: Because it's monday, that's why Гарфилд: А потому что понедельник
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| Garfield: Sigh... I wish there was an opt-out button for mondays Гарфилд: Эх... Вот бы у понедельников была кнопка «отписаться»
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| Garfield: If I don't open my eyes, monday can't get me
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| Garfield: Ah, monday... I try to ease into the week. So that by the time I'm fully awake, it's friday
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| Garfield: Know what's the best part of walking up on a monday morning? Me neither. Z
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| Garfield: Monday stress ball Гарфилд: Антистресс на понедельник
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| Garfield: Monday... Side effects include headache, nausea, fatigue and general apathy Гарфилд: Понедельник... Побочные эффекты: головная боль, тошнота, усталость и общая апатия
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| Garfield: Process will execute in... Three, two, one... Monday mode engaged Гарфилд: Процесс запустится через... Три, два, один... Режим понедельника включён
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| Garfield: Monday... It's like a terrible movie... With sequels Гарфилд: Понедельник... Он как отвратительный фильм... С сиквелами
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| Garfield: I have this recurring nightmare. Called monday Гарфилд: У меня есть кошмар, который повторяется. Называется «понедельник»
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| Garfield: Mondays... There's one in every single week, 52 times a year. Seems a bit excessive to me
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| Garfield: I locked the door, closed the curtains and turned the lights off. But to no avail... Monday got in through the pet door Гарфилд: Я запер дверь, задёрнул шторы и выключил везде свет. Но всё бесполезно... Понедельник проник через дверцу для питомцев
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| Garfield: I would like to thank gravity for making this Monday possible
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| *Sniff sniff* Garfield: PEEYEEEW! Smells like monday
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| Sign: DO NOT ENTER Garfield: This means you, monday Знак: НЕ ВХОДИТЬ Гарфилд: Понедельник, я тебя имею в виду
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| Garfield: They say every day is a gift. Question... Can we return the mondays?
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| Garfield: I haven't seen a monday this bad since... Last monday
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| Garfield: Ugh. A tofu burger. The monday of foods Гарфилд: Ох. Бургер с тофу. Еда понедельника.
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| Garfield: We all have a purpose in life. I'm here... To spread a little monday morning sunshine
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| Garfield: Sigh... It's a scientific fact. Monday minutes are longer than weekend minutes
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| Garfield: Even Mondays are better in December *Thack* Garfield: But not by much
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| *CRACK* Text: You will have the best day ever. Please note... Not valid on mondays
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