Выпуск комикса за 11 января 2004 года
Оригинальный текст:
Jon: Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life.
Garfield: Why start now?
Jon: I don't know what to do.
Garfield: Do what I do.
Jon: I guess I'll raise my standards.
Garfield: I've lowered my standards.
Jon: I'll be tougher on myself!
Garfield: Now I'm easier on myself.
Jon: I'll take on the world!
Garfield: I got out of bed this morning.
Jon: Who am I kidding?
Garfield: How do I do it?
Jon: Sigh... Garfield, I gotta do something with my life.
Garfield: Why start now?
Jon: I don't know what to do.
Garfield: Do what I do.
Jon: I guess I'll raise my standards.
Garfield: I've lowered my standards.
Jon: I'll be tougher on myself!
Garfield: Now I'm easier on myself.
Jon: I'll take on the world!
Garfield: I got out of bed this morning.
Jon: Who am I kidding?
Garfield: How do I do it?