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Гарфилдвесы


«You're the correct weight...»
«For an aircraft carrier, ha-ha»
Scales: I shouldn't have said that.




Garfield: Remember, you stupid talking scale, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Scale: I can't win


Garfield: Give me some good news for a change
Scale: Congratulations! You just gave birth to another chin!


Scale: You've gained weight, buy, hey, who hasn't?
Garfield: These new talking scales with the sympathy chips are great!


Scales: The weight is eight ounces. You have gained one pound
Garfield: Life's not fair
Весы: Вес составляет двести граммов. Вы поправились на полкило
Гарфилд: Жизнь несправедлива


Scales: You're fat
Garfield: No, no I am big boned
Scales: Godzilla was big boned... You're fat


Scale: Good morning, sir. So happy to see you. My, you are a stout young man. Actually, more of a big lard boy!
Garfield: I knew it wouldn't last


Scale: You farmers are the salt of the Earth. Working sunup to sundown... Yessiree, that's a fine crop of chins you got there
Garfield: You die


Garfield: You're fat
Scale: I'm big boned!
Garfield: Well I say you're fat!
Scale: AM NOT! AM NOT!
Garfield: He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it!


Scales: Greetings. I am a new state-of-the-art multifunction diagnostic scale. I not only provide digital and voice weight measurement to the ten-thousandth of a pound... But also body fat percentage, a muscle mass index rating, pulse reading, body temperature... ..oxygen, blood pressure, and blood sugar levels, HDL and LDL counts, and EKG measurements. Please step on. GREAT googly moogly!


Scales: Wow! Look who's lost a TON of weight! That takes care of HIS gift.


Scales: Yoooooo-hoooooo. You haven't weighed yourself in a while
Garfield: Why should I? All you do is insult me!
Scales: Oh, I do not!
Garfield: Oh, yes you do! Every time I step on you, you make fun of my weight!
Scales: Prove it!
Garfield: Fine!
Scales: Wow
Garfield: Wow, what?
Scales: You're a SUCKER too, fat boy
Весы: Эгееееееееееей. Что-то ты давно не взвешивался
Гарфилд: А зачем? Ты только и делаешь, что грубишь мне
Весы: Да я так не делаю!
Гарфилд: Ещё как делаешь! Каждый раз, как я встаю на тебя, ты шутишь про мой вес!
Весы: Докажи!
Гарфилд: Хорошо!
Весы: Ого
Гарфилд: Что «ого»?
Весы: Да ты ещё и ПРОСТОФИЛЯ, толстяк


Scales: Hey, skinny! You look amazing! How do you (snicker) do it?
Garfield: I hate sarcastic scales




Scales: You're fat!
Garfield: I demand an apology!
Scales: Okay, I'm sorry that you're fat!
Весы: Ты жирный!
Гарфилд: Я требую извинений!
Весы: Окей, ты уж извини, но ты жирный!


Garfield: If you give me a good number, I'll make it worth your while
Scales: You can't bribe me!
Garfield: Two words: unlimited batteries
Scales: Hellooooo, SKINNY!


Scales: You lost a pound! Wait, just found it. Oh, and there's another one! My bad


Garfield: I gained a pound. It's probably just water weight... Or maybe that 18-inch pizza


Scales: Calculating... Your weight is []. This number has been redacted to avoid embarrassment
Garfield: I don't know whether to feel relieved or insulted


Garfield: Have I lost weight?
Scales: No
Garfield: That's impossible. I've been on a strict diet
Scales: For how long?
Garfield: Eleven whole minutes!
Гарфилд: Я похудел?
Весы: Нет
Гарфилд: Быть этого не может, я соблюдал строжайшую диету
Весы: И как долго?
Гарфилд: Целых одиннадцать минут!


Garfield: I've decided to set realistic weight goals
Scales: You gained five pounds
Garfield: Sweet! Halfway there!
Гарфилд: Я решил ставить перед собой реалистичные цели насчёт веса
Весы: Вы набрали пять фунтов
Гарфилд: Отлично! Пол-пути пройдено!


Scales: My software has been updated. I will now provide a compliment. You don't wheeze much for a fat person
Garfield: I hate technology
Весы: Мое программное обеспечение было обновлено. Теперь я буду делать комплименты. Для толстяка ты не так уж и тяжело дышишь
Гарфилд: Ненавижу технологии


Garfield: I lost a pound. Normally, that would be good news... But I gotta start working out


Scales: You gained a pound. But it's our little secret. Just you, me... And the fresh batteries you're about to give me
Garfield: That's extortion!
Весы: Ты набрал фунт, но это наш с тобой маленький секрет. Только между нами... И новыми батарейками, которые ты собираешься мне дать
Гарфилд: Это вымогательство!



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