Выпуск комикса за 12 марта 2006 года

Оригинальный текст:

Garfield: Good evening. We ask that you please remain seated for the duration of the performance... ...And to kindly hold your applause until the show's conclusion. Also, no smoking, talking, flash photography, beepers, laser pointers, or cell phones.
*KONK!*
Garfield: -or pineapples.
Voice: How about chunked pineapple?