Выпуск комикса за 02 апреля 2000 года

Оригинальный текст:

...get rich through real estate!
...and now we'll paint a happy little deer by out little brook...
...Burn fat! Add muscle!
...Just rub on and watch those wrinkles melt away!
..It slices!
It dices!
John: Where were you?
Garfield: Oh, just dabbling, doodling, pumping, primping, slicing, dicing..