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 | «You're the correct weight...» «For an aircraft carrier, ha-ha» Scales: I shouldn't have said that. |
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 | Garfield: Remember, you stupid talking scale, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all Scale: I can't win |
 | Garfield: Give me some good news for a change Scale: Congratulations! You just gave birth to another chin! |
 | Scale: You've gained weight, buy, hey, who hasn't? Garfield: These new talking scales with the sympathy chips are great! |
 | Scales: You're fat Garfield: No, no I am big boned Scales: Godzilla was big boned... You're fat |
 | Scale: Good morning, sir. So happy to see you. My, you are a stout young man. Actually, more of a big lard boy! Garfield: I knew it wouldn't last |
 | Scale: You farmers are the salt of the Earth. Working sunup to sundown... Yessiree, that's a fine crop of chins you got there Garfield: You die |
 | Garfield: You're fat Scale: I'm big boned! Garfield: Well I say you're fat! Scale: AM NOT! AM NOT! Garfield: He can dish it out, but he sure can't take it! |
 | Scales: Greetings. I am a new state-of-the-art multifunction diagnostic scale. I not only provide digital and voice weight measurement to the ten-thousandth of a pound... But also body fat percentage, a muscle mass index rating, pulse reading, body temperature... ..oxygen, blood pressure, and blood sugar levels, HDL and LDL counts, and EKG measurements. Please step on. GREAT googly moogly! |
 | Scales: Wow! Look who's lost a TON of weight! That takes care of HIS gift. |
 | Scales: Yoooooo-hoooooo. You haven't weighed yourself in a while Garfield: Why should I? All you do is insult me! Scales: Oh, I do not! Garfield: Oh, yes you do! Every time I step on you, you make fun of my weight! Scales: Prove it! Garfield: Fine! Scales: Wow Garfield: Wow, what? Scales: You're a SUCKER too, fat boy Весы: Эгееееееееееей. Что-то ты давно не взвешивался Гарфилд: А зачем? Ты только и делаешь, что грубишь мне Весы: Да я так не делаю! Гарфилд: Ещё как делаешь! Каждый раз, как я встаю на тебя, ты шутишь про мой вес! Весы: Докажи! Гарфилд: Хорошо! Весы: Ого Гарфилд: Что «ого»? Весы: Да ты ещё и ПРОСТОФИЛЯ, толстяк |
 | Scales: Hey, skinny! You look amazing! How do you (snicker) do it? Garfield: I hate sarcastic scales |
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 | Scales: You're fat! Garfield: I demand an apology! Scales: Okay, I'm sorry that you're fat! Весы: Ты жирный! Гарфилд: Я требую извинений! Весы: Окей, ты уж извини, но ты жирный! |
 | Garfield: If you give me a good number, I'll make it worth your while Scales: You can't bribe me! Garfield: Two words: unlimited batteries Scales: Hellooooo, SKINNY! |
 | Scales: You lost a pound! Wait, just found it. Oh, and there's another one! My bad |
 | Garfield: I gained a pound. It's probably just water weight... Or maybe that 18-inch pizza |
 | Scales: Calculating... Your weight is []. This number has been redacted to avoid embarrassment Garfield: I don't know whether to feel relieved or insulted |
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