 | Garfield: Hello, what's this? A teddy bear. A dumb stupid silly-looking old teddy bear. I think I'll call him «Pooky»
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 | Garfield: Bath time, Pooky Гарфилд: Пора мыться, Пуки
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 | Garfield: Oh no! Pooky! Where's your eye?! Don't worry, old buddy. I'll get you fixed up. There's nothing more pathetic than a teddy bear with no depth perception.
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 | Garfield: Pooky, when you lost your arm, I got to thinking about our mortality, and that's depressing. So promise me you'll never lose your arm again, okay? Гарфилд: Пуки, когда ты потерял руку, я начал думать о том, что мы смертны. И это угнетает. Так что обещай, что больше не будешь терять руки, ладно?
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 | Garfield: Sign. Pooky, Liz is nagging me about my weight. Odie won't stop barking. Jon won't stop whining. And you... ...you always know just what to say.
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 | Garfield: A teddy bear makes everything better... ...and everything that's better even betterer.
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 | Garfield: I'm feeling down, Pooky. Any words of encouragement? No? Pooky's just «there».
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 | Garfield: Life is easier when you have someone to share it with. Especially if that someone is a good listener
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 | Garfield: One week to Christmas, Pooky! Can you stand the excitement?! Don't be fooled, under that calm exterior, he's a quivering mess
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 | Garfield: WILD BEAR! YAAAAAH!!! He get's a kick out of that Гарфилд: ДИКИЙ МЕДВЕДЬ! АААААААА!!! Он от этого тащится
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 | Garfield: I wish people would quit reminding me about my birthday. I SAID... Гарфилд: Вот бы все перестали напоминать мне про мой день рождения. Ну я же ПОПРОСИЛ...
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 | Garfield: We're awfully good at this Гарфилд: В этом мы чертовски хороши
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 | Garfield: When it comes to sleep, I'm a pro. But Pooky is in a league by himself. One of these days you gotta teach me that hibernation thing, pal Гарфилд: Что касается сна, я - профессионал. Но у Пуки своя весовая категория. Тебе надо когда-нибудь научить меня этим техникам спячки, приятель
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 | Garfield: Pooky... Don't ever change. From whatever it is you are Гарфилд: Пуки... Никогда не меняйся. Каким бы ты ни был
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 | Garfield: I'm writing Pooky's biography *Tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic* Garfield: I might be mentioned a time or two Гарфилд: Я пишу биографию Пуки *Тык тык тык тык тык тык тык тык тык* Гарфилд: Может, и я там буду разок-другой упомянут
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 | *Click* Garfield: Any time is quality time with a teddy bear *Щёлк* Гарфилд: Время с плюшевым мишкой всегда проходит хорошо
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 | Garfield: Good ol' Pooky... Friend, confidant... Cookie protector Гарфилд: Старина Пуки... Друг, доверенное лицо... Страж печенья
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 | Garfield: I can't go on like this! NOW I can Гарфилд: Я так больше не могу! Вот ТЕПЕРЬ могу
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 | *GULP!* Garfield: I'm helping pooky stick to his diet *АМ!* Гарфилд: Я помогаю Пуки блюсти диету
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 | Garfield: Once upon a time there was a cat... Who hugged his teddy bear. The end. I love stories with happy endings Гарфилд: Давным-давно жил-был кот... Который обнимал своего плюшевого мишку. Конец. Обожаю истории со счастливым концом
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 | Garfield: Pooky's helping me get in touch with my inner bear... I'm hibernating
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 | Garfield: Hey, Pooky... Can I borrow a hug? I promise I'll give it right back
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 | Text: Dear Santa, I don't want anything this year... *Tic tic tic tic* Text: but POOKY would like 10 dozen donuts and 100 pepperoni pizzas *Tic tic tic tic* Garfield: Always thinking of others... That's the kind of guy I am
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 | Garfield: My prescription for happiness... One teddy bear hug. Take as needed Гарфилд: Мой рецепт счастья... Обнимашки с плюшевым медвежонком, одна штука. Повторять по необходимости
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 | *PING!* *HUG REMINDER* Garfield: Gotta make time for the important stuff
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 | Garfield: I don't believe there's a monster in the closet *Click* Garfield: But to make Pooky feel better, we're sleeping with the light on
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 | Garfield: Ihave a 12:30 resrvation... Thanks for holding my spot, Pooky
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 | *DING! DING! DING! DING!* Garfield: According to the cute-o-meter, the adorable factor of this comic strip just went up 342 percent!
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 | Garfield: Excuse me... My teddy bear and I need some alone time
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