 | Garfield: I really shouldn't eat that fish... Call it an ethnic weakness
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 | Garfield: Just what is a goldfish? A goldfish is an aquatic expression of beauty and grace that provides its observers with many hours of blissful meditation. It also makes a darn fine breakfast
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 | Garfield: A new goldfish! Fish: Wait! I'm not just any fish. I'm a magic fish. Garfield: Yeah, right. Fish: Really! I can grant your fondest wish. Garfield: Okay, I wish for some tartar sauce. Fish: He's not buying it.
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 | Fish: Don't you dare eat me! Garfield: Nobody (burp) likes a pushy guppy.
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 | fish: uh-oh Garfield: Ahh! A nutritious snack! Fish: Please spare me, mr. Cat! I got a wife and six kids! Fish: Who...uh...are away visiting my mother for an indefinite period of time? Garfield: Fish who live in glass houses shouldn't fib
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 | Garfield: hey, hey Goldfish: You know, it's bad luck to eat a goldfish! Garfield: So, I'll stay out of the casinos
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 | Garfield: There's a great big world out there! Fish: Really? Garfield: Yup. Fish: Say, it IS big. Garfield: Hey!
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 | Fish: Don't even think about it, cat. If you take one step closer, I'll call for reinforcements. OKAY, GET HIM, MEN! *CLANK CLUNK CLINK CLANK CLUNK CLINK* Garfield: Alright! A sushi bar! Fish: This didn't have quite the effect I was hoping for.
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 | *Plop* Sign: Kity treats
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 | Fish: How do you do? Garfield: Very well, thank you. Polite AND tasty!
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 | Goldfish: I'm getting out of shape. Garfield: Maybe you should take up swimming. Goldfish: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT UP! Garfield: I'm good.
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 | Fish: I hear you're a real tough cat. But you don't scare me. AYIEEEEE!!
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 | Fish: Beware, cat! My breed of fish is poisonous, and can make you violently ill! Garfield: MY breed of STOMACH can eat 12 burritos bigger than my head. Fish: I'm toast.
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 | Fish #1: I can't hold my breath any longer! GASP! Garfield: Fish breathe! Fish #1: Sorry. Fish #2: Nice move, guppy gills.
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 | Fish: Before you eat me... Fish: May I borrow a marker? Garfield: Sure. Fish: Okay, I'm ready. Garfield: Hmmm, I didn't see that coming.
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 | Fish: Uh-oh... Wait, what's he doing? Is he drawing a picture of me? I think he is! How cool! I'll give him a nice smile! Garfield: And what's your name? Garfield: Stu! I hate him.
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 | Garfield: A fish walks into a diner and the waitress says, «what will you have?» And the fish says, «WATER!» Fish: Oh, how sad! Go away! Hello? Eddie?... A fish walks into a diner...
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 | Fish: Hey, cat! Don't mess with me... Or you'll meet my brother Larry! Garfield: I know him. «Larry Almondine»... We met over dinner Рыбка: Эй, кот! Не шути со мной! Или будешь иметь дело с моим старшим братом Ларри! Гарфилд: Я его знаю. «Ларри в кляре»... У меня был ужин с ним
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