Jon: Is your chili spicy? Waiter: Not really. Voice: GAAAHH! MY THROAT! MILK! ICE WATER! ALOE VERA!!! Waiter: Unless you're a weenie. Jon: Bring it on! Liz: Jooooon... Voice: I CAN'T SEE!!!
Waiter: How was your meal this evening, ma'am? Liz: Delicious, thank you. Waiter: And how was your five-alarm chili, sir? Jon: HHHAMBLA NA FA. Waiter: Sir? Liz: Uh..he's french. Jon: Na nee waa noo.