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 | Glasses: Welcome to your age nightmare, birthday boy! Garfield: Reading glasses? Why are you scary? Glasses: Because when you need me... you'll never remember where you put me! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaah! Garfield: Sorry, still not scary. Glasses: Oh, no? Just wait, it gets worse. Garfield: Who are you? Chain: I'm the chain that holds him around your neck. Glasses: Bwah-ha-haaaaaaa! |
 | Garfield: Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity. *Bonk!* Garfield: Shortly before discovering the lawsuit! |
 | Garfield: I could climb you. And there's nothing you can do about it! Unfortunately... Гарфилд: Я могу на тебя залезть. И ты ничего не сможешь с этим поделать! К сожалению... |
 | Chipmunk: Hi, I'm a plump little chipmunk! Would you like to play? I like to roll in mustard! Garfield: Is this a sting operation? |
 | Tree: Bring on the candy canes! |
 | Garfield: Welcome to my world. Let me show you around. Garfield: Come back soon. |
 | Snail: I love your work! |
 | TV: A ghost! TV: I'm not a ghost. I'm a talking sheet. TV: And your little friend? TV: Oh, he's a talking pillow-case. TV: Hi! Garfield: Channel changer, do your thing. |
 | «The Cat Is A Fink» Garfield: I want whoever did this CAUGHT! Rat: Right away, Sire |
 | Garfield: Okay, rat, I'm coming down! *Click* Garfield: I hate it when they turn the lights on and set out a welcome mat. |
 | Garfield: Do you believe in time travel? Observe... When I get up, it will be Friday |
 | Garfield: First snowflake of the year. I wonder what kind of season it'll be. *Blooey!* Garfield: Probably a bad one. |
 | Garfield: Okay... There's a reason for everything... WHY did I wake up? |
 | garfield: how's it goin' tonight, folks? feelin' good? oh things could be going better I have this pain in my neck so do I no kidding? yeah, curled up under the sofa all night I hear you, girl. what do you do for that? Oh, I just... Garfield: that was a rhetorical question! good stuff! Yeah, I like it, ask us another one! |
 | Robot cat: Meow meow Garfield: Robots will never replace cats. They could never do the things we do Robot cat: Z Garfield: The technology is more advanced then I thought! Робот-кот: Мяу мяу Гарфилд: Роботам никогда не заменить кошек. Они никогда не будут делать то же самое, что и мы Робот-кот: ХР Гарфилд: А технологии шагнули дальше, чем я думал! |
 | Garfield: I'm going to go on a diet. A really lousy one! |
 | garfield: when I'm in one of my crazy moods, anything can happen! garfield: or not! |
 | Garfield: I will not be bothered by today, starting now. Okay, starting now |
 | Garfield: Whoa... There's an awful lot not going on. |
 | «Do NOT Beware of Dog» «Let's Be Friends» «Rub My Tummy» |
 | Garfield: I'm great, I'm great. I'm great. I'm the best, best, best, best, best. My theme song. |
 | Garfield: Good day for... I'm going to go with «nothing». |
 | Garfield: Back...back...back... Back up some more... Voice: You still look fat. Garfield: You're still too close. |
 | TV: There's no place like home. Garfield: Thank goodness. |
 | Garfield: I don't plan to move. ...Ever. Jon: Who wants a brownie? |
 | Garfield: Liz is arriving. And Jon is rushing to embrace her! Perhaps he should have waited until her car stopped moving. *THUD* |
 | Garfield: What a great day! I am one with nature... And this peanut butter sandwich. |
 | Garfield: Allow me to give you a tour of my world... This is my paw. |
 | Garfield: I'm a problem solver. Yup... But first I have to cause a few. |
 | TV: Heroic cat rescues little boy! Garfield: I could do that. For the right amount of tuna. |
 | Garfield: A thunderstorm is headed this way. Just like on the weather map Гарфилд: Сюда движется гроза. Точно такая же, как на карте погоды |
 | Garfield: I need a hug. No, that isn't it. I need ice cream! |
 | Garfield: Today I'm just going to concentrate on me. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! I could get used to this! |
 | «Wise man» Voice: AIIIYEEEEEE. *THUD* |
 | Garfield: A giant beanstalk! Not a big vegetable fan. |
 | TV: A giant insect is threatening to destroy the planet! We're doomed! Unless... Unless we find a really, really big guy who can step on it! Garfield: Clever. |
 | «Echo Point» Garfield: I don't believe that sign. *CLONK!* Voice: OW! GARFIELD! Echo: GARFIELD! Garfield: I stand corrected. |
 | Garfield: Well, let's see.. I've eaten breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's been a good morning. |
 | Garfield: I love food! And whatever that was |
 | Garfield: I hope it doesn't rain. I hope we don't have any fudge! |
 | Body: Z Garfield: Huh... My arm fell asleep. And there goes my other arm Body: Z. Z Garfield: ...And there go my legs Body: Z. Z. Z. Z *FLUMP* Garfield: This isn't so bad, really Body: Z. Z. Z. Z. SNORE. SNORE. SNORE. SNORE |
 | Garfield: Climbing a tree... It's a good way to spend a morning. And an afternoon and an evening. |
 | Garfield: I could save the world. If it's ever attacked by a giant cheesecake. |
 | Garfield: YAWN! I'm bored. And proud! |
 | Garfield: The jungle cat patiently waits for his prey to pass by. Aha! Here comes the pizza guy now! |
 | Garfield: I don't climb trees until they are tall enough. Are you getting shorter? Tree: Uh...maybe. |
 | Garfield: Even though cats are basically loners... We do crave company. So, how was your day? |
 | Jon: Dinner! Garfield: Could somebody please tilt the house that way? |
 | Garfield: Z. Canary lasagna! Man! You never know when genius will strike! |
 | Garfield: Don't judge me! Unless, of course, you think I'm really great. |