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 | Garfield: Fa-la-la-fa-la! *PLOOEY!* Garfield: I fa'd when I should have la'd. |
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 | Garfield: A cat's innate curiosity causes him to explore the world. Travel brochures Гарфилд: Врождённое любопытство толкает кота изучать окружающий мир. Брошюрки турагентств |
 | Daisy: You'll have to excuse me...sometimes I say things without really thinking first. ...You pathetic meow sack! Sort of just like that |
 | Garfield: What are you? Chicken: I'm a chicken. Garfield: Riiiight... If you're a chicken, where's the breading? |
 | Garfield: I had trouble sleeping. I tossed and turned all afternoon. |
 | «Garf1: MeowMeowMeow» «Whiskers232: Mew Mew Mew» *tic tic tic* «Pussnboots113: HIIIIISSSSS!» «Whiskers232: HIIIIISSSSSS!» «Pussnboots113: FFT! FFT! ROWR!!!» Garfield: These cat chat rooms can get pretty ugly. |
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 | Garfield: Love your pie! |
 | Garfield: It's the first snowflake of winter! ...And the second! And the third! |
 | Garfield: This year, I resolve to stay out of trouble... Which will require effort, determination... And being much sneakier |
 | Garfield: There should be warnings for icy sidewalks! Гарфилд: Для обледенелых дорожек должны быть предупреждающие знаки |
 | «Beware of Giant Squirrel» *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* |
 | Garfield: MAKE UP YOUR MIND, ALREADY! Гарфилд: ДА ОПРЕДЕЛИСЬ УЖЕ НАКОНЕЦ! |
 | Garfield: Z. Hmmm, still dark. Z Гарфилд: ХР. Хм, ещё темно. ХР |
 | Garfield: I'm not lazy... I'm «sedentary». Which is classy lazy. |
 | Garfield: Oh, the blight of urban sprawl. |
 | TV: Did you bring me a brain, Igor?...An EVIL brain? Yes, master... It's from an INSURANCE SALESMAN! Okay, Igor, now you're scaring ME. Garfield: SOMEone's bucking for «Employee of the Month». |
 | Fly: You wouldn't hit a fly with CONTACTS, would you? *SMACK* Fly: Nobody move!! Муха: Ты же не тронешь муху в линзах? *ШМЯК* Муха: Никому не двигаться! |
 | Garfied: *sigh* Christmas always ends too soon... COME BACK, CHRISTMAS! ...AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME EGGNOG ON THE WAY?! |
 | Garfield: We can get a lot from books. For instance... I'm now taller! |
 | Garfield: Here comes the future! Here it is! Gee, it was a lot like the past Гарфилд: Вот-вот наступит будущее! Вот оно! Надо же, оно было очень похоже на прошлое |
 | Garfield: I think the coffee's a little strong today. It doesn't need a cup Гарфилд: Думаю, сегодня кофе слегка крепковат... Ему даже кружка не нужна |
 | Garfield: Ol' Shecky was a fun fish. I'll sure miss him. I guess it's true what they say... «Never eat the entertainment.» |
 | Seashell: Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and... |
 | Garfield: «Dogs are stinky». And now for an opposing viewpoint, here's Odie. Just as soon as he's done rolling in whatever it is over there |
 | Garfield: I hate change. I didn't used to... But I've changed. |
 | Garfield: You rock! It's nice to know I'm here for me. |
 | Jon: Gosh, I hope nobody eats my new houseplant. Garfield: Hey! This is a SALAD! |
 | Broccoli: Vegetables are very healthy. Cough. Garfield: AHA! |
 | Garfield: Hmmm... I sw Jon hide a box of cat treats in this cabinet. What a pack rat! How much stuff is down here? He should know better than to hide anything from me. I'm a cat...supreme cunning and unparalleled resolve, and... Wait... What was I looking for again? |
 | Remote: I'm tonight's age nightmare, Garfield...the UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL! BWAH-HA! HA! H- Garfield: Who's your friend? Remote: Huh? Garage Door Opener: I'm the garage door opener. Garfield: HE'S not scary. Remote: Didn't I tell you to wait in the car?! |
 | Garfield: Hey, handsome. He enjoys and occasional compliment. |
 | Garfield: I like to think I represent cats everywhere. *CRASH* Garfield: CAT PRIDE! |
 | Garfield: Nope. Nope. Oh, yeah! |
 | *Riiing* Jon (on recording): 8cick* Jon here, I'm not home right now... I'm probably off on some exotic adventure... Hey, maybe I'll find a shrunken head! Garfield: This is why we never get messages. |
 | Garfield: I just completed a home improvement project. Ever heard of bunk beds? Tah-dah! |
 | Garfield: What a beautiful view! I mean, HELP! I lost my concentration there for a moment. |
 | Garfield: I can't hold on much longer! I'm going to have to let go! Just as soon as somebody soft walks underneath me. |
 | Sign: «Chase your tennis ball: 5 |
 | Leaf: AAAH! *THUD! Leaf: I just fell from that tree! Garfield: Who hasn't ? |
 | Sign: «Sticks Chased Free!» Sign: «You Throw, We Retrieve» Sign: «Four Sticks, No Waiting» |
 | Garfield: Love is what I'm all about. Did I say «love»? *SMACK!* Garfield: I meant to say «pastry» |
 | Garfield: Ah, the winter hunt. Stalking big game across the frozen tundra. Jon: Cat hair in the refrigerator! Garfield: When I happened upon a wounded cheese platter... |
 | Butterfly: Woo-hoo! It's butterfly time! Whoa, I'm a little dizzy. I'm going to lie here awhile and then call a cab. Garfield: Nature isn't what it used to be. |
 | Flower: I'm all about my beauty. *Stomp Stomp* Flower: Should have made a backup plan. |
 | Doormat: «Welcome» |
 | Garfield: Gonna sneeze. Wah-choo! Good one. |
 | Garfield: A cat can have fun with just a piece of string. Not this piece of string, however. |
 | Garfield: Cats are natural hunters. Lying in tall grass, waiting for prey... ...trying to stay awake |