 | Garfield: Three things that can never come quickly enough. Birthdays, Christmas... And the pizza delivery guy.
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 | Garfield: Fausto's pizza...home of the megacheese pizza Garfield: We got onion...we got pepperoni... we got anchovies..whaddya want? Garfield: Hello? Anybody there? Garfield: I love you, Fausto
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 | Garfield: Make a note, Garfield. Never eat a goldfish right before bedtime
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 | garfield: I'm pretty much sick of winter garfield: Enough with the snow already
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 | Garfield: Z. If sleeping is an art, then I'm a masterpiece Гарфилд: ХР. Если сон - искусство, то я - шедевр
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 | *SMACK* Garfield: Spring is here... The first robin of the season just flew into the picture window
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 | Garfield: Sigh... Tomorrow I'm turning 23... Don't get me wrong... I LOVE birthdays. But why do so many of them have to be MINE?!
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 | Garfield: It's not the dieting that gets to me. It's the NOT EATING part!!!
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 | Garfield: Well, one good thing about this diet... At least I haven't had any of those weird... Fish: Hey, pal, how's about a snack? Garfield: Hallucinations
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 | Donut: I'm a donut... Eat me! Garfield: No you're not. You're just a diet induced hallucination Donut: Now Im frosted Garfield: Sorry, You're not real Donut: With sprinkles! Garfield: All right, come here
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 | bungee dogggg!
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 | sling-shot doooggg!!
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 | aaattic dooooggg!!
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 | Rooof Doooggg!!
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 | Garfield: Eeewww...cold coffee Warm-up doggggg
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 | Dooorrrr Dogggg!
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 | garfield: a cookie chocolate chip
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 | Garfield: ahhh.there she is Garfield: a little to the left... garfield: A little more... that's it... Garfield: a little more... who dug the tiger trap in mrs feenys flower bd Garfield: I love sirens
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 | Garfield: I wonder if I should go for a walk... Right leg: No way! Left leg: I refuse! Garfield: I'm outvoted
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 | Sign: «Beware of Gophers» *pook pook pook*
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 | Garfield: Throw rugs have it good Гарфилд: Ковры - это хорошо
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 | Garfield: I'm gonna be 25 years old... Man, where did the time go? Old Garfield: Is the fridge still this way? Garfield: Yeah, help yourself Old Garfield: Thanks, ...me Гарфилд: Мне скоро стукнет 25... Блин, как быстро летит время... Старый Гарфилд: Холодильник всё ещё там? Гарфид: Ага, будь как дома Старый Гарфилд: Спасибо ...мне
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 | Garfield: Excuse me... Do I know you? Old Garfield: You should. I was you back in 1978 Garfield: Cool! So I'm the new, improved you! Old Garfield: «New», yes. But «improved» is a matter of opinion Garfield: In my opinion then, yes Old Garfield: However, your opinion is my opinion, and mine, yours; meaning uh, that our opinion is, uh... not... uhhhh... Гарфилд: Простите... Я вас знаю? Старый Гарфилд: Должен. Я был тобой в 1978-м Гарфилд: Круто! Значит, я - новый и улучшенный ты! Старый Гарфилд: Может, и «новый»... А вот «улучшенный» ли - вопрос точки зрения Гарфилд: Ну, это моё мнение Старый Гарфилд: Однако твоё мнение - это моё мнение. А моё - твоё, и это значит, что твоё мнение... э... не... эээ...
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 | Garfield: So I was you, huh? Old Garfield: A long time ago Garfield: How did I see out of those itty-bitty eyes? Old Garfield: First explain how you stand on those two spindly legs Гарфилд: Так значит, я был тобой? Старый Гарфилд: Давным-давно Гарфилд: Как же я видел такими крошечными глазками? Старый Гарфилд: Сначала объясни, как ты стоишь на таких тонюсеньких ножках
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 | Garfield: This is fascinating! I'm watching myself eat! One of my favorite pastimes is now my favorite spectator sport! Гарфилд: Просто поразительно! Я смотрю, как я ем! Одно из моих любимых времяпрепровождений - теперь ещё и моё любимое зрелище!
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 | Garfield: Shall we retire to the kitchen? Old Garfield: Splendid idea. ...Age before beauty. Garfield: Excuse me? Old Garfield: Who's the one turning 25 here? Garfield: Har har har Гарфилд: А не пройти ли нам на кухню? Старый Гарфилд: Блестящая идея ...Возраст вперёд красоты Гарфилд: Что, простите? Старый Гарфилд: Кому здесь исполняется 25? Гарфилд: Ха ха ха
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 | Old Garfield: Things were so much better back in 1978 Garfield: Better than 200 channels? Old Garfield: Twoooo huhhh... huuuh... I'M NOT WORTHY! Garfield: Wanna see the picture-in-picture? Старый Гарфилд: В 1978-м всё было куда лучше Гарфилд: Лучше, чем две сотни каналов? Старый Гарфилд: Двееее сссо... сооо... Я НЕ ДОСТОИН! Гарфилд: Хочешь увидеть картинку-в-картинке
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 | Garfield: I'm tired... But I'm not SLEEPY... I want my money back!
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 | Garfield: Don't get me wrong...it's not that I don't like Christmas. I LOVE Christmas... But what's with this «once a year» thing?!
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 | Garfield: I'm not getting older, I'm getting better. -Every day in every way. And I'm gonna grow wings and I'm gonna fly, too.
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 | Garfield: Age is a state of mind. With a healthy dose of denial.
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 | Garfield: Time to explore the outer reaches of my universe Гарфилд: Пора исследовать внешние границы моей вселенной
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 | Garfield: Z *Click* Гарфилд: ХР *Щёлк*
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 | Garfield: 27...Where do the years go? If only I could turn back the hands of time... And take all those naps all over again.
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 | Garfield: Burp Гарфилд: Рыг
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 | Garfield: I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking Jon: HEY! Who nailed my waders to the mantle?! Garfield: We're talking quantity, not quality here Гарфилд: Наконец-то я нашёл идеальные рождественские носки Джон: ЭЙ! Кто прибил мои болотные сапоги к каминной полке?! Гарфилд: Нам же важнее объём, а не внешний вид
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 | Voice: Ho! Ho! Ho! Garfield: Z
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 | «RUT DO FUROE» «OUT OF ORDER»
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 | Garfield: Into a large basket, place two pairs of pants... Five argyles, four shirts, and one BATH towel. Add a dash of underwear, three hankies, a lone tube sock... -A cat... And toss. Serves one.
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 | Garfield: I have wasted almost this entire day. Quiet, please, I'm in the home stretch
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 | «Beware of Ugly Dog» Dog: Grrr.
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 | «Beware of Dog» «Or visit me on the web at:»
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 | Garfield: Sigh... It's almost that time of year again. Soon the snow will be falling... And the Christmas cookies will be rising
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 | Garfield: Ah! What a great nap! I'd rank it in the top five for the day.
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 | *STOMP STOMP STOMP BOING BOING* «KEEP OFF GRASS» Garfield: Talk about an open invitation!
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 | Sign: «Your Face Licked .5» Sign: «Your Face NOT Licked $5.00»
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 | Sign: «Beware of Puppy»
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 | Sign: «Beware of Farsighted Dog»
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 | Jon: Aw, COME ON, now!! Herewegoherewegoherewegoherewego... OH, FOR THE LOVE OF. Garfield: Putting practice.
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 | *SMACK* Fly: Tah-daaaaaahh!
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