|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Нашлось 801 стрипов с набором тегов |
 | Jon: Gee, I sure miss the boys. What's that?! Oh yeah... That's quiet. |
 | Garfield: Well, here I am out on my own. I feel, So... So... So out-on-my-ownish. |
 | Garfield: Gee, I'm lonely. I feel like it's just me against the world. Okay, okay... Us against the world. |
 | Garfield: I'm so tired I hurt. I could sleep for a week. If I weren't staring at this special for ground beef at Ed's market. |
 | Garfield: I'm homesick. I think I'll use my natural, uncanny sense of direction to find my way home. If I can find my way out of this newspaper. |
 | Garfield: The milkman cometh. Now to wait for the doughnut man. |
 | Garfield: Uh-oh! Dog 1: Look, fellas, a cat chew-toy. Garfield: Arf! Arf! Dog 1: Wait a minute. He barks like a dog. And he pants like a dog Dog 2: Cool it, guys! Here comes the dogcatcher! Garfield: Bark! Bark! Dog 1: Purr Dog 3: Meyow Garfield: There's no justice. |
 | Garfield: It's getting hungry out here. I hate to admit it, but I'd better find work. But, what can I do? Bingo! Show business, here I come! |
 | Garfield: I'm going to join the circus! I think I'll be a trapeze artist or a lion tamer. Or a clown. |
 | Binky: Listen up, cat. I'm Binky the clown. I'm the head clown around here and don't you forget it! Garfield: It's a little hard to ignore. Binky: And respect... I demand respect. When I honk my nose, people snap to attention. Garfield: He's full bore looney all right. |
 | Binky: This is a slapstick. It makes a loud noise, but, it doesn't really hurt. Go ahead. Hit me with it as hard as you can. *WHAP!* Garfield: With pleasure! It's all in the wrist. |
 | *CHOMP!* *SPRONG!* *ЧАВК!* *ТРРЫНЬ!* |
 | Garfield: Having amnesia isn't so bad. It'll be kind of fun finding out what a great guy I am. Arrrgh! Oh, no! I'm a cat! |
 | Garfield: Amnesia has wiped my slate clean. I start establishing who I am today. I am (burp) a glutton. |
 | Garfield: Hey, stranger. This body ain't big enough for the both of us. What a week... I fall on my head, totally lose my memory, and have no idea who this Garfield fella is. Hang on! Something's coming back! Ha! Ha! *WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!* Garfield: I'm terribly sorry about that. You see, I'm not myself today. |
 | Garfield: Amnesia is weird. This Garfield is like a total stranger to me. I know nothing about him. Aside from what the creep did to my body. |
 | Garfield: Z *CRACK* Garfield: I hate leg cramps |
 | Garfield: Let's check the weather. Hmmm. Looks like a good day to stay in bed. Mostly boring this morning with a 50% chance of intermittent depression this afternoon. |
 | Garfield: I hate those little insert cards. Just as I suspected. |
 | *SPLUT!* *ПЛЮХ!* |
 | Garfield: I, the caped avenger, shall seek out injustice wherever it may lurk... And with one swift motion of my might hand, I will go... Naughty, naughty, naughty! |
 | Garfield: Yawn *shuffle scrape scrape shuffle* Garfield: I was afraid of this. My birthday is creeping up on me *click* |
 | Garfield: Z *Bonk!* Гарфилд: ХР *Бумс!* |
 | |
 | Garfield: It's Monday. What an ugly day. Jon: Hey, Garfield. We're going camping! Garfield: Maybe if I die, I won't have to go. |
 | Garfield: I can't believe it. Two weeks cooped up with Jon and Odie in the middle of nowhere. If I don't get to visit with some real humanity soon I'm going to go starkers! So...rock, read any good books lately? |
 | Fleas: Yee-ha! Whoopee! Parrrty! Let's have a party! Yee-ha! Garfield: I hate fleas. Fleas: Ya-hoo! Garfield: This spray should do the trick. Fleas: Gas! Hit the deck, boys! *pssst!* Fleas: Ack! Cough, cough. Medic! they got Sam! Speak to us, Sam! Wheeze...cough...come closer, boys. I gotta say one thing...cough... What is it, Sam? Paaarty! Let's have a party! Yee-ha! Garfield: This stuff is worthless. |
 | Garfield: Jon put a bell around my neck. He thinks it'll keep me from catching birds. He's probably right. |
 | Garfield: Brrr, there's a chill in here this morning. What an eerie sensation... This doesn't feel like my home. «To be continued...» |
 | Garfield: My home has been abandoned. No one has lived here for years! But, that means...I haven't lived here for years! WHAT'S THAT?! |
 | Garfield: I worry when Jon goes out. I worry he'll come home |
 | Garfield: Impressions. Mona Lisa Гарфилд: Образы. Мона Лиза |
 | |
 | |
 | Garfield: Sigh. Life has passed me by. Of course, I had to hide a few times |
 | Garfield: The mailman is here! The mailman and his big dog are here! |
 | Garfield: Darn gravity. |
 | Garfield: I think Jon's mad at me. But, we should know better than to wake me so early in the morning Jon: Mare mar my lips?! Garfield: I think your lips are under the sofa |
 | |
 | Garfield: Pencil. Change. Comb. Corn chips. Fork. *munch munch munch* Garfield: Ah-HA! The remote control. |
 | Sign: «Beware of Booga» Garfield: «Beware of Booga»? What the heck is a Boo-... Gulp Dog: BOOGA! BOOGA! BOOGA! |
 | Garfield: Ah. CHOO! *SNIF* |
 | Garfield: Z. Z. Goldfish: Boo! Garfield: Who are you? Goldfish: I'm the ghost of the goldfish you ate last summer. Garfield: You're kidding. Goldfish: And I'm here to haunt you! Garfield: Ooooo, I'm so scared. Goldfish: Along with a few others you've eaten. Garfield: This could be trouble. |
 | Jon: GARFIELD! Spread those around! |
 | Garfield: The milk has gone bad. «How do I know?» You ask? the fact that it's sitting there without a glass is a clue Гарфилд: Молоко совсем прокисло. «С чего ты взял?» спросите вы. Даю подсказку: оно сохраняет форму даже без стакана |
 | Garfield: Invisible friends like Clive are great. They're always there when you need them. Uh...I think. |
 | Garfield: So, Clive, where were you born? Invisible county hospital? Never heard of it. Yeah, right. Never seen it either. |
 | |
 | |
 | *Plip* *Bzzzzzzzz* Garfield: Fly paper |