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 | Garfield: Some days I just don't feel like peopling |
 | Garfield: A word of advice for coping with life... A donut a day keeps a bad mood away. And the badder the mood, the bigger the donut |
 | Garfield: Let's see, what do I feel like ating? Ah, there is! Everything |
 | Garfield: Too big. Too small. Juuuust right Гарфилд: Большая. Маленькая. В саааамый раз |
 | Garfield: Sigh... I need a day between sunday and monday... Called Notreadyyetday Гарфилд: Эх... Мне нужен ещё один день между воскресеньем и понедельником... Под названием «поканеготовник». |
 | Garfield: I'm not being lazy... I'm storing solar energy for the winter Гарфилд: Я не ленивый... Я запасаю солнечную энергию на зиму |
 | Garfield: I'm treating myself to a donut this morning. Last night I dreamed I lost five pounds |
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 | Garfield: Laziness is an art... I call this «still life with chair» Гарфилд: Лень — это искусство... Я назвал это «натюрморт с креслом» |
 | *Tic tic tic tic* Garfield: I changed my status... To «in relationship with pizza» *Тык тык тык тык* Гарфилд: Я сменил себе статус... На «в отношениях с пиццей» |
 | Garfield: What do I love more than eating? Duh... Overeating! |
 | Garfield: Being lazy is a full-time job. It barely leaves me time for my hobbies. Like dozing and napping |
 | Garfield: Maybe someday I'll finally get what I deserve. But I hope not Гарфилд: Возможно, однажды в конце концов я получу по заслугам. Но надеюсь, что нет |
 | Garfield: Un momento... Z. You may now resume your life |
 | *6:55 PM* Voice1: Hi! Voice2: Hi! *7:00 PM* *Click* Voice1: Nah *8:00 PM* *Click click* Voice1: Nope Voice2: Nah *9:00 PM* *Click click click click* Voice1: No Voice2: Nah Voice1: Nope Voice2: Meh *10:00 PM* *Click click click click click click* Voice1: Nah Voice2: Ick Voice1: No Voice2: Ugh *11:00 PM* Garfield: Date night for Jon and Liz *Click click click click click click click click click* Voice1: Meh Voice2: Nah Voice1: No Voice2: Naw Garfield: 10,000 movies to stream, and they can't decide on one Voice1: Well, that was fun Voice2: Same time next week? |
 | Garfield: Time to get up and start another day. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Z |
 | Garfield: I'm not afraid of anything Voice: Garfield, They're ready! Garfield: Except broccoli smoothies |
 | Garfield: You know... I do my best thinking in bed |
 | Tree: Can I have that back? It isn't fall yet Garfield: Who am I? Mother nature?! |
 | Garfield: Ahhh... A sunbeam is nature's way of telling you it's naptime |
 | Garfield: Remember, losing weight is a journey, not a destination. Unless... You pass a pizza parlor |
 | Garfield: I'm in the mood to do something productive! I'll just sit here until it passes Гарфилд: У меня настроение заняться чем-то полезным! Я просто посижу здесь, пока это не пройдёт |
 | Garfield: Donuts... APPEAR! The day that finally works will be a happy day indeed |
 | Garfield: I could go for a walk Bed: Garfieeeeeeeeld... Come baaaaaaack Garfield: But I'm needed here Гарфилд: Я мог бы пойти прогуляться Кровать: Гааааарфииииилд... Вернииииииись Гарфилд: Но я нужен здесь |
 | Garfield: Summer's almost over. I'd better get busy... These beach party movies aren't gonna watch themselves! |
 | Garfield: I like having pizza delivered *DING-DONG!* Garfield: No assembly required! |
 | Garfield: On rainy days, I like to stay under the covers. And on sunny days, cloudy days, windy days... Гарфилд: Дождливые дни я люблю проводить под одеялом. А также солнечные дни, пасмурные дни, ветреные дни... |
 | Garfield: I can't eat broccoli for medical reasons. It makes me sick Гарфилд: Я не могу есть брокколи по медицинским показаниям. Мне от неё плохеет |
 | Garfield: Let's see what's on the agenda... Climbing mt. Everest... Then sailing the Atlantic. I like to give my naps fun names |
 | Garfield: I'd exercise. But I don't have the clothes, the equipment... Or the desire |
 | Garfield: Did I already have a donut? Being forgetful has its benefits |
 | Garfield: I have a good feeling about today Voice: The ice cream truck and the pizza delivery van broke down! Right in front of our house! |
 | Garfield: There are some who seek to be one with nature. I prefer to be one with pizza |
 | Voice: Whee! Leaf1: Yahoo! Leaf2: Woo-hoo! Leaf1: Booyah! Leaf: Wahooie! Voice: Yaaay! Leaf2: Gnarly! Leaf3: Woot! Leaf4: Yeah, baby! Leaf5: Dude! Leaf6: Rah! Garfield: Leaves are fall's confetti Leaf7: Yowza! |
 | Garfield: I don't have a sleeping problem. I have a walking up problem |
 | Garfield: They say should follow your heart. And it's true. Hello, my love! Гарфилд: Говорят, нужно следовать зову сердца. И это правда. Привет, любовь моя! |
 | Garfield: Cats crave excitement *CRASH!* Garfield: Woot. That's enough for today |
 | Garfield: I appreciate the little joys of life. And the big joys, too! Гарфилд: Я ценю маленькие радости жизни. И большие радости тоже! |
 | Garfield: Nothing beats coming in from the cold and curling up by the fire. Except NOT going out in the cold and curling up by the fire Гарфилд: Нет ничего лучше, чем прийти с холода и свернуться калачиком у огня. Кроме как НЕ выходить на холод и свернуться калачиком у костра |
 | Ghost: I am the ghost of mondays past. I come from 1978 Garfield: Not scary Ghost: Mood rings? Leisure suits? Disco? Man perms? Laser discs? Garfield: Okay, that's scary |
 | Garfield: They say it's good for plants to talk to them. You're delicious Гарфилд: Говорят, растениям полезно, когда с ними разговаривают. Ты вкусный |
 | Garfield: Time to contemplate my life. Z. Nice |
 | Garfield: Poor little leaf... Leaving its home to face who knows what Leaf: Wheeee! |
 | Garfield: Lose interest? Гарфилд: Что, передумал? |
 | Garfield: I can't please everyone. But I can annoy everyone |
 | Garfield: I'm never going to retire. I enjoy my work too much |
 | Voice: A dash of salt... And a hint of cinnamon. That might be slightly more than a hint Garfield: None for me, thanks |
 | Garfield: Remember... It's best to start a diet with a friend. So you can steal their food |
 | Garfield: Z. TAH-DAH-DAH-DAH! TAH-DAH-DAH-DAH! *Tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity* Garfield: Betcha didn't see THAT coming! |
 | Garfield: As I've aged... I've gained a lot of wisdom. Especially around the middle |