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 | Garfield: I am proud of my many accompishments. Z. Aaand there's another one |
 | Garfield: Oops. I forgot to exercise today. That's the 365th time this year Гарфилд: Упс. Забыл сегодня зарядку сделать. Это уже 365-й раз в этом году |
 | Garfield: Being trapped in the house during a snowstorm means there's nothing to do. I love winter |
 | Garfield: There's a bird in the snow. Blech. Not a fan of frozen food |
 | *Ping! Ping! Ping!* Garfield: Z. Thank goodness for reminders *Tap* Garfield: I almost slept through my midnight snack *Динь! Динь! Динь!* Гарфилд: ХР. Слава богу, есть напоминалки *Тык* Гарфилд: Чуть не проспал полуночный перекус |
 | Garfield: BURP! That was good upside-down cake Гарфилд: РРЫГ! Это был отличный перевёрнутый пирог |
 | Garfield: How much sleep is too much? Excellent question. Let's find out Гарфилд: Сколько часов сна - это слишком много? Прекрасный вопрос. Давайте выясним |
 | Garfield: Start the day with a brisk walk is what I say. Start the day with a brisk nap is what I do |
 | Notebook: Remember to seize each day... And squeeze every bit of napping from it. And those treats won't eat themselves! Garfield: Cat motivational speaker |
 | Garfield: Let me tell you about this amazing 12-course meal that I just ate. To make a long story short... BURP! |
 | Garfield: Wait, what was I going to go? I was going to do SOMETHING... Of course! When in doubt, do nothing |
 | Garfield: When life gets you down... *WUMPF* Garfield: It helps to be surrounded by loved ones |
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 | Garfield: Are there secrets to surviving diet week? Yes, there are. There's the secret cookie cache, the hidden donut stash, the covert cupcake collection... Гарфилд: Есть ли секрет, как пережить неделю диеты? Да, есть. Есть секретный тайник с печеньем, тайник с пончиками, тайная коллекция кексов... |
 | Garfield: A word of advice... I know a guaranteed way to stick to a healthy diet. And a million ways not to! |
 | Garfield: It's monday... It's february, and it's hailing *tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok* Garfield: Three strikes and i'm out |
 | Garfield: There is no substitute for hard work. Said no cat ever |
 | Garfield: What's the best part of an online cooking class? *CHOMP* Garfield: The homework! |
 | Garfield: I don't just sleep all day. I also nap, doze, snooze and slumber |
 | Garfield: Thought I heard a roast beef sandwich |
 | Garfield: What a beautiful sunset! Well, that killed thirty seconds |
 | Garfield: I am really relaxed. How relaxed am I, you ask? I am so relaxed that I could technically be classified as a liquid |
 | Garfield: They say money can't buy happiness. That is so not true. It can buy bacon! HellOOOO!!! |
 | Garfield: It's hard to lose the winter weight. And the spring, summer and fall weight |
 | Garfield: Spring... Sigh... Too early for the ice cream truck, too late for the hot chocolate Гарфилд: Весна... Эх... Для грузовичка с мороженым ещё рано, для горячего шоколада уже поздно |
 | Garfield: With all my faults, there is one code that I live by... Never start a diet on a monday. Or a tuesday, or a wednesday, or a... |
 | Garfield: So much to not do. Sigh. I don't know where to not start Гарфилд: Так много чего надо не сделать... Эх... Даже не знаю, с чего не начать |
 | Garfield: Cats have a keen sense of hearing. We can even tell when food is nearby *DING-DONG!* Garfield: Pizza's here! |
 | Jon: Sure... I'll go clean your litterbox Garfield: Much appreciated |
 | Garfield: I love all the creatures of the forest... The rabbit, the chipmunk, the hummingbird. Or, as I like to call them, «nature's buffet»! |
 | *GROWWWLLL* Garfield: A growling stomach... Nature's alarm clock |
 | Garfield: Time to take my medicine. Please note: the part of «medicine» in today's comic is being played by a donut |
 | Garfield: I've kept a journal of my daily activities for the last month. Wow! That's a LOT of pizza! |
 | Garfield: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Unless... It's dipping bacon in chocolate. Then you definitely should |
 | Jon: I could use a little help in here! Garfield: Hel-LO! That's why I'm in HERE |
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 | Garfield: I have an itch I can't scratch. See? Cats have real problems, too Гарфилд: У меня чешется там, где я не могу дотянуться. Видите? У котов тоже бывают серьёзные проблемы |
 | Garfield: I guess I should get out of bed and have breakfast. Now that I've eaten all the chip bits and cookie crumbs in the covers Гарфилд: Наверное, мне пора вылезать из кровати и завтракать. Раз уж я съел все кусочки чипсов и крошки от печенья в складках одеяла |
 | Garfield: Dogs bite. But cats are deadlier. We use sarcasm Гарфилд: Собаки кусаются. Но кошки смертоноснее. Мы используем сарказм |
 | Garfield: I have no place to go... And nothing to do. So I'm already here and doin' it! |
 | Garfield: I'm tired. Sigh... I should go to bed. But I don't want to get up Гарфилд: Я устал. Эх... Мне надо идти в кровать. Но так не хочется вставать |
 | Garfield: I should get up. But I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong Гарфилд: Я должен встать. Но когда я неправ, я готов признать ошибку |
 | Garfield: This is great. Except for the part where I'm awake |
 | Garfield: Sigh... I need to recharge... |
 | Garfield: They say you slow down as you get older. I guess that's true. These days it takes me twice as long to do nothing |
 | *GRUNT GROAN CREAK CRIK CRACK WHEEZE SNUCK SNAP UGH POP SIGH CRICK OOF CREAK* Garfield: Soundtrack of aging *ХМЫК КРЯХТЬ ДРЫГ КРАК ЩЁЛК СКРИИП ШОРК ЩЁЛК ЭХ ЧПОК ИЭХ ДЁРГ УФФ КРАК* Гарфилд: Саундтрек к старению |
 | Garfield: Sigh... You know you're getting older... When you pull a muscle during a nap |
 | Garfield: 45 years... BURP! And still getting it done |
 | Garfield: Cats... Do we want to go out... Or do we want to come in? The answer is yes Гарфилд: Коты... Хотим мы выйти... Или мы хотим зайти? Ответ - да |
 | Jon: At summer camp, I learned essential survival skills... How to build a fire, how to avoid poison ivy... Garfield: Big deal Jon: And how to sneak snacks out of the cafeteria Garfield: Okay. Now I'm impressed |