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 | Jon: Oh, boy! My bachelor magazine. I wonder who the centerfold is: Elke? Farrah? Almira, the amazon? |
 | Jon: I own a cat. And when you own a cat, eating a normal meal takes on an all-new perspective. Knowing that somewhere in there is a cat hair with your name on it |
 | Jon: Garfield! Odie?! Where are you? Ha-ha, guys. The joke's over. Now come back here! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Neighbor: Call the Wagon, Reba! That's not a natural laugh! |
 | *beep beep bip boop* Jon: Hello? Lost and found? Take this down, «Missing: My two precious pets answering to the names 'Garfield', and 'Odie'. When found, contac Jon Arbuckle, 711 Maple Street, Large reward. Repeat, LARGE reward.» That «large reward» bit will have everybody looking. *click* «The next day...» Jon: Ah! There's my ad. Jon boy, you thought of everything. *DING DONG* Jon: I wonder who that could be? Man: Whoa, Simba! Er, I mean, Odie. Boy. I found Garfield and Odie, mithter. Jon: Maybe I should have been more specific. |
 | Jon: Odie! You sly dog! There you are! Odie must have a very popular ear style. |
 | Jon: This rain will end someday, Garfield. We just gotta have a sense of humor about this? Garfield: I'll never be dry again. Jon: HEY! THERE'S A CARP IN MY KNAPSACK! Garfield: Where's your sense of humor, Jon? |
 | Jon: Building a solid snow fort is important to winning a snowball fight. Okay, Garfield, I'm ready! |
 | Jon: MY GOLDFISH! Put it back, Garfield... Now! GARFIELD! |
 | Jon: Okay Garfield, I'm all set! Prepare to... No fair using a snow blower! Garfield: I prefer to call it «Superior Firepower» |
 | *Zing!* Jon: HA! Missed *Вжих!* Джон: ХА! Промазал |
 | Garfield: See what I have to endure? Jon: Very funny! |
 | hey jon! look at me I'm in three rooms at the same time! JOhn: diet time |
 | Jon: Garfield, I'm lonely. As in «in need of COMPANIONSHIP»! Garfield: I'll pencil you in for next week Джон: Гарфилд, мне одиноко. Мне нужно с кем-нибудь поговорить! Гарфилд: Я запишу тебя на следующую неделю |
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 | *Claw claw claw* Jon: Stop clawing the couch, Garfield! *Claw claw claw* Jon: Stop clawing the curtains, Garfield! *Claw claw claw* Jon: I DIDN'T MEAN GO BACK TO THE COUCH!! |
 | Lady: I think i'll go powder my nose john: your not going to leave are you? lady: Why would I do that? John: My date's coming back waitor: more water romeo |
 | Jon: Garfield! *Shoof* *hummmmmm* Jon: GARFIELD! |
 | Jon: Aren't you going to respond to my text, Garfield? *WHACK* Jon: There. Was that so hard? Джон: Гарфилд, ты наконец отреагируешь на моё сообщение? *ШМЯК* Джон: Ну вот. Разве сложно? |
 | *CLONK* Jon: It's not time to eat yet! Garfield: It's ALWAYS time to eat! Джон: Обедать ещё рано! Гарфилд: Обедать НИКОГДА не рано! |
 | *CREAK! CRACK! POP! POP!* Jon: Garfield, I hear you trying to sneak to the fridge *CREAK! CRACK! CREAK!* Garfield: Stupid knees *СКРИП! ХРУСТЬ! ЧПОК! ЧПОК!* Джон: Гарфилд, я слышу, как ты крадёшься к холодильнику *СКРИП! ХРУСТЬ! СКРИП!* Гарфилд: Долбаные колени |
 | Garfield: Z *CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP* *Munch! Munch! Munch!* Garfield: BURP! Z Jon: Garfield doesn't sleepwalk. He sleepeats |