 | *Bat bat* *FWIP FWIP FWIP* Garfield: I hate mondays. *Пум пум* *ВЖИК ВЖИК ВЖИК* Гарфилд: Ненавижу понедельники.
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 | Garfield: I hate Mondays
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 | Garfield: Oh, goody. It's monday morning *Bring!* Garfield: I love monday mornings. You know why? Because I don't have to go to work Гарфилд: Чудесное утро понедельника *Дррынь!* Гарфилд: Обожаю понедельники. Знаете, почему? МНЕ-ТО на работу не надо!
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 | *BRINNNNNG!* *SMACK!* *BOING!* Garfield: I hate Mondays.
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 | Garfield: YAWN. It must be Monday.
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 | Garfield: I wonder what today is? *BONK!* Garfield: Monday.
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 | Garfield: It's Monday. Nothing good ever happens to me on Mondays. So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt. *SPOING!*
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 | Garfield: Hello. What's this? I hate Mondays.
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 | Garfield: You know it's Monday when you find sharks circling in your water bowl.
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 | *SWIPE!* Garfield: I hate Mondays.
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 | Garfield: I hate Mondays.
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 | Garfield: OH, NO! I am DEFINITELY not getting out of bed today. Not on Monday the 13th.
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 | Garfield: Maybe I wouldn't hate Mondays so much if I didn't have this calendar here to remind me Гарфилд: Может, я бы не так сильно ненавидел понедельники, если бы у меня не было календаря, напоминающего мне о них
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 | Garfield: I hate Mondays. And just why do I hate Mondays? Because Mondays hate me.
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 | Garfield: I hate Mondays. Maybe if I tore Mondays off the calendar there'd be no more Mondays Гарфилд: Ненавижу понедельники. Может, если бы я оторвал от календаря понедельники, их больше бы не было
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 | Garfield: Monday's don't scare me... *FOOMP* *TOIIIIIIIING* Garfield: oh,sure, they cheese me off, but they don't care me
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 | Calendar: December Garfield: Yet another monday... There oughta be a law. Five mondays in a month is just wrong! Календарь: Декабрь Гарфилд: Ещё один понедельник... Должен быть какой-то закон. Пять понедельников в месяц это неправильно!
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 | Garfield: Because it's monday, that's why Гарфилд: А потому что понедельник
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 | Garfield: Sigh... I wish there was an opt-out button for mondays Гарфилд: Эх... Вот бы у понедельников была кнопка «отписаться»
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 | Garfield: If I don't open my eyes, monday can't get me
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 | Garfield: Ah, monday... I try to ease into the week. So that by the time I'm fully awake, it's friday
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 | Garfield: Know what's the best part of walking up on a monday morning? Me neither. Z
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 | Garfield: Monday stress ball Гарфилд: Антистресс на понедельник
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 | Garfield: Monday... Side effects include headache, nausea, fatigue and general apathy Гарфилд: Понедельник... Побочные эффекты: головная боль, тошнота, усталость и общая апатия
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 | Garfield: Process will execute in... Three, two, one... Monday mode engaged Гарфилд: Процесс запустится через... Три, два, один... Режим понедельника включён
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 | Garfield: Monday... It's like a terrible movie... With sequels Гарфилд: Понедельник... Он как отвратительный фильм... С сиквелами
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