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ГарфилдДжон Арбакл


Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat, Garfield.
Garfield: Hi, there. I'm Garfield. I'm a cat, and this is my cartoonist, Jon.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you.
Garfield: Feed me.
Джон: Привет... Я Джон Арбакл, и я карикатурист. А это мой кот Гарфилд
Гарфилд: Привет! Я Гарфилд, и я кот. А это мой карикатурист Джон
Джон: Наша единственная цель - развлекать вас
Гарфилд: Покорми меня

Garfield: Happy birthday, Garfield. I have a surprise for you
Jon: A rubber mousey!
Garfield: could've used a little salt...

jon: I'm putting you on a diet, garfield... here's your dinner.
jon: wha...

jon: Don't be cruel, garfield. Put the catburger out of its misery and eat it.

garfield: cats...
garfield: we cat's are intelligent, soft, cute...
garfield: furry cuddly...
garfield: playful...
garfield: demure...
garfield: and masters of the house.

jon: here, garfield, ...beg.
jon: Eeyouch!!
Garfield: Groveling is not one of my strong suits

jon: this is it, garfield. The late-late movie with brigitte bardot
jon: Got our soda pop. Got our popcorn. We're set.

garfield: I hate static electricity.

*Itch scratch scratch*
*Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Itch Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!*
Garfield: AARRRGH!

garfield: Steak!
Garfield: Banza!
Jon: Garfield!
Garfield: Even a house cat has to forage for himself once in a while

garfield: love a cookout
garfield: mind if I smoke?

jon: you're going to love this move, garfield. it's my all-time favorite
jon: now here's where lieutenant lacroix finds a spot of blood on the butler's sleeve... so he figures, «ahh! This guy is acting very suspicious

Jon: Garfield! Bath time! Garfield?
Garfield: You do what you have to

Jon: Good news, Garfield! The administration says the rate of inflation is going down.
Garfield: That and a buck-fifty will get you a cup of coffee.

garfield: oh boy, oh boy. Today is thursday and that's lasagna day.
Garfield: cat food!

garfield: tickle, tickle,
garfield: tickle-tickle-tickle!
Garfield: I think I'm going to throw up.

garfield: yawn
jon: hello, doctor?... My cat's stuck in a stretch.

Jon: Garfield, you're a fat, arrogant, lazy pig
Garfield: Well, excuuuuuse me!

Jon: Garfield, cut that out!

Jon: Garfield, you should really learn to control your temper

jon: now where could my pipe be?


jon: heh, heh, heh,
jon: a cat who likes mickey mouse
garfield: shake it, Annette

Jon: don't try looking cute at me, garfield, you still cant have any of my steak

garfield: one last olive

Garfield: One word about curiosity killing the cat, and I'll break your face

gafield: Nothing to do today but hang on the screen door....
garfield: I'm bored
Garfield: Bored, bored, bored, bored.
Garfiedl: bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,bored.
garfield: I wish something would happen
Jon: Garfield! Lunch time!!!
Garfield: Im in pain... pain, pain. pain, pain, pain.

Jon: Heh, heh, heh. Cats just love to play with water
Garfield: Whew! I thought I'd never find Jon's watch
Джон: Хе, хе, хе
*Плюх плюх плюх*
Джон: Кошки просто обожают играть с водой
Гарфилд: Фух! Я уже думал, что никогда не найду часы Джона

*Dab dab dab dab*
*Splash splash splash splash splash*
Jon: My chicken soup!
Garfield: The devil made me do it

jon: help yourself to the lasagna Garfield

jon: Your're getting a little chunky there, pal
jon: I'm thinking of putting you on a diet garfield.
Garfield: diet!
Garfield: I'm already feeling weak!
Garfield: food I need food!
Garfield: The room's growing dim!

jon: garfield, as of this minute, I'm putting you on a diet
Jon: Garfield?
Jon: I think I snapped his mind

jon: Come on, old Buddy, going on a diet's not all that bad. Why. Why, a couple of pounds off the middle and you'll be fir and trim again.
jon: that's better
jon: I didn't have the heart to tell him he's made the weight watcher's ten most wanted list

jon: let's see how well you've done on your diet this week, Garfield
jon: Now where's the bathroom scale
Garfield: I'm sitting on it

jon: hee-hee-hee
jon: ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Radio: And that's all for mystery theater. ...good night.
Радио: На этом наша рубрика про мистику закончена. ...спокойной ночи

Jon: Hmmmmm

garfield: purrrr!
Jon: have some lasagna, garfield...

jon: Garfield, get out of the trash

Garfield: Darn bugs
Jon: Thanks. I needed that

jon: somehow, they always know

jon: hey, garfield. Meet hondo the puppet.
jon: hi, Garfield. You're sure fat! ha-ha-ha!

Garfield: Z. Snort. Uh-oh!
*Oh ow eep ipp ooh aah ooch*

jon: Garfield! Time to eat!
Garfield: O hate modays

Jon: suprise, Garfield!
Garfield: Oh boy, a scratching post
*Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch*
Garfield: It wasn't the living room drapes, but I'll give it a seven

Jon: good morning, Garfield. Today we're going to learn to walk on a leash
Man: I tell you, Thelma. This neighborhood is getting weirder by the minute

Jon: Ever thought of walking AROUND the furniture?